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Journal Some Woman's Journal: I don't even think the day is mine. 22

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It's moving slowly, I think. Except for the two hours that I spent showing this guy how to use the screen printer.

But now it's just dragging. And I'm really light headed. You know that feeling you get right before you pass out? I've been feeling that way for a couple of hours. Maybe they're slowly siphoning the oxygen out of this place.

After work I get to go look at the most wonderful apartment in the world that I really, really hope we get for September. It has a washer/dryer and dishwasher in the unit. And they pay for water. That's pretty damn cool. And it's cheap. Yay for cheapness!

Maybe I can medicate away this weirdness. With peanut butter M&Ms. Fun size. TL style.

No. On second thought, that's a bad idea. How about if I just write some stuff in a text box and post it online with nary a clue what I'm doing? Woooooo! Yes. That one.

Nary. Not to be confused with Neri, which is a dispersion agent for paper making. Yes. You have no idea how much yes.

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  • for not eating the peanut butter M&Ms.

    I wonder how many people I surprised with the I smoke thing.

    Heh.

    Anyway, how's the gym going...uh...going?
    • Cool. Free day. What ever shall I do with it? Maybe I'll blow it up, just to see what happens. It's not like we're ever going to run out of days...right?

      Gym's going good. I've lost 7 pounds since I started with minimal/zero changes in my eating habits, which is good. I like food, and food likes me. No, I mean really likes me. It's stalking me. Everywhere I turn, *bam* there it is. I had to make my phone number unlisted and I'm not on AIM as much. It just got creepy, I mean Cookies would just app
      • Yeah, freaking TWIX came by today asking for your number, and I'm like, "no dude, leave her alone, it'd never work." And he's all, "But I love her, man, my life sucks without her." And I'm like, "I know, but she'd pick PB M&Ms over you anyday." He started crying, so I ate the little bitch. ;-)

        Coolio about the apartment. Free water, huh? Are you thinking what I'm thinking? No, not that, those leather pants are too big now. I meant the other thing about getting a bigger kiddie pool and a slip-n-sl

        • Yeah. I think we could even upgrade to a proper three-ring inflatable pool with water slide. Just don't spill your margarita on the slide. You have no idea how much I dislike cleaning salt off the slide. But that's one of those "adult responsibilities" that comes with "adult getting plastered in the kiddie pool."

          The apartment actually has free everything except electricity. (And cable/internet/phone, but that's a given.)

          As for the TWIX, let 'em cry. Baby. For the record, I would probably choose the
          • Yeah, I'm just glad PB TWIX is still trying for a threesome Mounds and Almond Joy, cause I'd be worried about you. PB & TWIX? That's a dangerous combo. ;-)
            • > PB & TWIX? That's a dangerous combo. ;-)
              Actually, Combos are a whole different snack food, and I don't think that they come in PB & Twix flavor. They do, however, come in cheese pretzel and pizza flavors.

              Mmmm, salty cheese flavored carbs...

      • 7lbs...in 16 days?

        Holy not bad Batman!

        Keep it up, sounds awesome.

        I'm lucky as far as my losing the gut battle goes:

        I don't eat sweets. I don't have a weakness for chocolate, or anything. So it's all good.

        Keep up the great work. :D
        • Actually since June 14, which was the first day of my overpriced gym membership.

          And what's with the stupid women who weigh themselves naked in the lockerroom? Seriously, are the undies really going to affect your weight? Maybe they're just too dumb to realize that if you wear the same amount of clothing each time, the difference will be all that matters.
          • hey, what can I say, people are stupid.

            It's the general rule :)
          • They're just posing for the security cameras :)

            -Ab
          • It's ok, their stupid husbands are in the guys' locker room doing the same thing. Meanwhile I'm thinking, "If you shaved that 3 pounds of hair off your back, you could weigh with your undies on you big hairy sasquatch!"
          • now if they think they have to weight themselves naked then they are stupid, but they could be weighing themselves naked for a number of good reasons...
            1. because they can
            2. because they want that feeling of having other people looking at them naked, but the have relatively few places where they can get that feeling and not get arrested. the gym locker room is one of those places.
            okay okay i can'ty come up with any really convincing reasons... maybe theyre just too lazy to get dressed after that shower/wh
  • the day is MINE

    not only did i get tons of responses on my food question, I DON'T THINK THEY GAVE ME DECAF when i bought my iced coffee this morning, and i don't even REMEMBER how i got halfway through the day!!!

    The downside... my chest hurts and my pulse is running about 110.

    *sigh*

    I think i have a problem. So can i have today, if i promise to crank it up several notches for the rest of you???

    and it's not even lunchtime yet. I feel woozy. Maybe we should both go take naps. i finished all my work, is tod
    • Have fun when you crash tonight! :^)

      And yes, you can have today. As long as you promise that there will be fire! But I would also prefer that, this time at least, you refrain from using too many office people for kindling.
      • define, "Too many," just so i have it on record somewhere.

        And define "kindling." Does it count if i kindle the fire with desks and just use the office people for fuel once it gets going?

    • Sure, you can have it. And i'll let you have tomorrow, too. I was going to claim it myself, but now that i think of it, i don't really need it. Just another stupid anyday.

      Can someone please make this summer end? I'll give ye three drops of blood* if you can.

      * You can't have my soul, though. Because i already sold it. I sold my soul, and all i got was this lousy eternity.

  • There are SO many things I could say about this comment, but it would sound like bragging, so I'll refrain. ;-)
    • Just remember ... everything labeled "fun size" is always MUCH smaller thana the real thing. ;)

      -Ab
      • glad I wasn't the only one thinking it. :)

        Remember TL: Fun sizes...aren't.

        it's been 1 minute since you last posted. About 3 years ago we had an AC go HAWG FRIGGING wild on a story and since we couldn't be bothered to correct the issue on a time by time basis, we banned everyone from posting more than about 1 time every 45 seconds or so. We call it 2 minutes, but 45 seconds is usually good enough.
  • After this over-priced and broken source-control system ate a day's work, I found all kinds of fun bugs in the reconstructed results. Of course, I have no idea if I just failed to re-implement one of the lost pieces or if there is something completely wrong with my concept.

    Oh, and I have a new freak. Fortunately it appears to be a real luser.

  • Been a long time since I've had the time and inkling to read them. My life has lately been consumed with books, movies, code, and the rare video game.

    And Tiramisu. I can't get the bitch to stop following me. She tastes so good, I don't know if I even WANT her to stop following me any more.

    And I've gained over 30 pounds since December.

    Yes, I am prime candidate for a free home gym, right now. If anyone has any coupons, email zem to me!

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