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My attempt to appease the squirrels is going domestic. Actually, I just have a squirrel-shaped cookie cutter and a love of all things cookie. And what better time to make squirrel cookies than any time? Hah! Take that, you special-occasion cookie cutters. You can have your stars and trees and hearts and turkeys. I have a squirrel, and if it were animate, it would eat you.

Did I ever mention that the company I work for gave me a pebble to celebrate their 100th anniversary? Yeah.

Staples are sharp.

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  • If you make gay cookie squirrels, can they be married? I think that gay squirrels should have the same rights as straight squirrels! Even if they happen to only be cookies! After all, it was not that long ago when a chocolate cookie squirrel was forbidden to marry a sugar cookie squirrel in many states.
    • Juicy. How about you and me go down to the river and see if we can drown you(r sorrows) in the rapids...

      Which is to say, you're a sad little man, Mr.C0pyc@t troll. I was first, and I was better.

      Beware the "number" trolls. They're multiplying! (HAahahaahh.HAhhah.Heh.heh.heh...Oh my.)
  • So how many squirrels do you have to mince up to make these cookies?
  • if you persist.

    Taunt not the squirrels, for they are quick to anger, and move with lightning ease.

    Think those furry feet are only good for climbing?

    Think again.

    Then ponder it some more.

    Hear that screaming?

    That's the cookie dough. It knows it's fate.

    Keep this up, and I'll have to foe you for my own personal safety.

    I hear they burrow into your mind and read your secret thoughts!
  • by law, they have to have some sort of chopped nut in them. As a senior member of the IAPNSC (International Association for the Prevention of Nutless Squirrel Cookies), I will need a representative sample (10%) of all batches of cookies you make in the shape of squirrels. Please send me an email at the address in my slashdot profile and I will give you the address to send the cookies. Remember, failure to do so will result in fines, and maybe a spanking. ;-)
  • Only on the pointy ends.

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