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Name: Solemndragon!!! Destroyer of Tokyo, King of the Trinkets, Master of the Brick!!! The teacup dragon! Superrrrdrragoooon, Army of Onnnne!!! *trips over ego and falls on backside, but shouts triumphantly at the sky* i am the infidel!!!!!

Age: in dragon years? twelve. 'splains a lot, don't it just?

in people years... 28. I think.

Current Location: RIGHT HERE. Can't you see me? see here, my map even says it, HERE THERE BE DRAGONS.

Er... Boston. Massachusetts. Nine stories up.

Status: Guarded
(Upgraded from critical as of starting therapy)

Number of Sibling Units: Two twins and a camel.

(Actually two younger brothers and an older sister, but i stand by my statement. i'm not saying which one is the camel. My mum reads my journal sometimes.)

Parental status: Three. Mum, stepfather, other mum. The two mums were never together, i just happened to need extra mommying.

Handedness: Two. One left, one right, just like my feet. *holds up feet* see?

Pets: Leash laws don't apply to dragons. (i live with the center of the universe. It's Bast's hypothesis: Every cat is the center of the universe. And boy, do they ever know it.)

Height/Weight: Both. Also mass, velocity, and volume, most of which are smaller numbers than the average.

Hair/Eye Color: Brown hair, blue eyes.

Hair Style: Subject to change without notice. Long, usually worn pinned up while at work.

Scars/Tattoos/Piercings: Yes, no, yes.

Vision: World Peace, or another thousand cranes, whichever happens first.

Googleable?: I'm told that under my full name you'll get... shoes. Shoes, fiction, and law/financial firms. 'Solemndragon' will net you... bricks. Because bricks will not stop being fashionable when the apocalypse rolls in.

and now, a few other vital statistics.

Shoe size: 5 1/2- 6, extra wide. Got feets like little bricks.

Average calorie intake: 1600-1800 a day. Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt!!!

Calories are appallingly hard to get when you can't have fast food or most junk food. try having 2500 calories every day without grains, lots of dairy, any food cooked with grain bearing foods (goodbye, anything fried with breading or in oil that's touched breading!) and without just eating butter popsicles dipped in sugar. It's way harder than you think. For that matter... If you ever want to lose weight, just try cooking all of your food from scratch, even the bread. That works pretty well, too.

Average tv time per week: is that what the box on top of the microwave is? figure half an hour, when i remember that i have cable and there's simpsons and such like on it.

Average COMPUTER time per week: 72-80 hours. No, i'm not kidding.

number of alarm clocks: two.

childhood nickname: juju.

blame my mother for that.

childhood pet/stuffed animal/ imaginary friend: Baby brothers are better at tea party than dolls or stuffed animals. I also had queen isabella the bear, and a rabbit named hoover. She was supposed to be 4 pounds when full grown. She was 14 pounds. That's why we named her hoover, after the vacuum. (We named the dog husquevarna, after the chain saw.)

your turn!

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  • I'm estatic you're out of the red!

    I know it will take a long time, but I'm pulling for yah, and will send some happy thoughts to Boston, post haste. :)

  • Incidentally, there's only one (to my (and some other people's) knowledge) known map bearing the text "here there be dragons" ("hic sunt dracones", "HC SVNT DRACONES"). It's called the Lenox Globe, and it looks like this [henry-davis.com]. I can't find the dragons on it, though.
  • ... but I will play this one

    Name: Josh Marotti
    Age: 28
    Current Location: Cincinnati, OH
    Status: Married with kids (Joey 2, Jenna 8/9)
    Number of Sibling Units: An older brother and two younger sisters
    Parental status: Both sets of parents (mine and my inlaws) are married.
    Handedness: Mostly right handed, but left footed (seriously)
    Pets: German Shepard mix... half german shepard, half stupid dog (I think its half GS, half greyhound)
    Height/Weight: 5'10", ~160lbs
    Hair/Eye Color: Brown eyes, brown hair (bald
  • Name: ellem. ell em. LM. Get it? Caretaker to the super Alien Twins and their wonderous powers.

    Age: Old and feeling it! '67... it's your math now.

    Current Location: Right now? NYC. 35th & 7th. Someone come here an buy me cookies!

    Status: Evil.

    Number of Sibling Units: Killed them all in a sledding inceident. I mean, only child.

    Parental status: I am, in fact, a parent.

    Handedness: Righty. All you other freaks should get surgery and get that shytte fixed.

    Pets: Have a dog named Jack [dogster.com]. He sucks
  • Name: blinder. "but why blinder?"
    look if i told you, you'd just be disapointed. its a song and a shell account. there. real name, david macCrea palmer... yes the english and the scotts living happily together.

    age: 30 years plus one and 6 months

    current location: sparks maryland, 2nd floor... south end. here, i'll stand up... there... did you see me?

    status: today? running at 90% full capacity.

    number of siblings: 2. younger sister, older brother

    parental status: 1. my dad

    handedness: i have 2. my right han
  • Name: Pythor. Or Leland F Hulbert II ... whichever you prefer.

    Age: 31 last Dec 10th.

    Current Location: Gloversville, NY...Soon to be relocating to Rochester, NY (I hope)

    Status: Married (Seperated) 4 sons.

    Number of Sibling Units: 1 Older Sister

    Parental status: Parents Happily Married.

    Handedness: Right.

    Pets: 4 sons.

    Height/Weight: Too heavy for my height... 6'0" or so... 305 lbs give or take.

    Hair/Eye Color: "Dirty Blond", almost brown hair, blue eyes.

    Hair Style: Whatever. Oh, wait... Number 2 fade is
  • Name: Tanel, being a derivative of Daniel.
    Age: 21 (Older Than Leo)
    Current Location: at home
    Status: no
    Siblings: one sister + one brother
    Parental status: i was raised by cats. Err, two.
    Handedness: left, but mouse hand = right hand.
    Pets: two cats and a dog. None of them are "mine", though.
    Height/weight: 180cm/dunno
    Hair/eyes: dark brown hair, green/brown eyes
    Hair style: moptop(ish)
    Scars: yes
    Vision: I'm not even a poet, i just see.
    Googleable: yesh. Somewhat. Nothing of interest, though -- a few shor
  • Name: Abm0raz (really Abmoraz, but I forgot that password ages ago)

    Age: 28 & 11.5/12ths (I'll be 29 in exactly 2 weeks). In /. years, 6 lurking, 5ish under my old account, 3ish under this one.

    Current Location: Hell, err... work.

    Status: Tired

    Number of Sibling Units: 1 biological brother, ~900 fraternal.

    Parental status: There are some old people that were theoreticlly involved in my entrance to this world, but birthing does not a parent make.

    Handedness: Right, but my left grip is far stronger (as a
  • Name: The bofh has many names.
    Age: 26
    Current Location: 3912'826"N , -8449'143"W
    Status: Sober
    Number of Sibling Units: Two
    Parental status: Old and falling apart
    Handedness: I can write with both hands
    Pets: I have 1 neice and three nephews
    Height/Weight: 6'5", 224lbs
    Hair/Eye Color: Hypnotic Blue eyes, brown hair with blonde dimensional highlights
    Hair Style: spikey
    Scars/Tattoos/Piercings: I have several scars on my knees, and a scar on my lower neck.
    Vision: I have seen the light and it is good!
    Googleable?: 135k h
  • Name: Dave

    Age: 35

    Current Location: Illinois, though I live in Wisconsin.

    Status: Yes

    Number of Sibling Units: One of each, both younger.

    Parental status: Yes

    Handedness: Right

    Pets: None. I'd have cats, but the wife is allergic.

    Height/Weight: 6'3" 200#

    Hair/Eye Color: Brown. And brown.

    Hair Style: Boring.

    Scars/Tattoos/Piercings: Yes. No. No.

    Vision: Lasik enabled.

    Googleable?: Fourth result.

    Shoe size: 11

    Average calorie intake: ??? I've never kept track.

    Average tv time per week: 3-5 hours. Maybe a few
  • Name: Ryan, AKA Kesu(ki/cho/etc) AKA Delete-Key "I am Delete-Key The Destroyer of Words!"
    Age: 28 39/365ths years old. (yes that can be used to caluclate my day of birth, but then so can my journal)
    Current Location: Wisconsin, AKA TIMBUCKTOO
    Status: better than normal ^_-
    Number of Sibling Units: 3 all of the female persausion, all OLDER (Yes i'm Da baby! I'm da baby!)
    Parental status: They are going to be working til the day they die, probablly, they have too many assets to go bankrupt, and too many debts to r
    • Sisu!!!!

      Yes, i know what it means, and my conservative mum is looking for tshirts or mugs that have some reference to it, too.

      She's Finnish. i know this word WELL.
  • name: been called many names, not all should be repeated.

    age: newly 40

    location: Hurricane Central

    status: not enough chocolate intake today

    number of siblings : 2 sisters and one brother

    parental status : one dad, one mom, one mom-by-law, one dad-by-law. lucky in that I like all of them and they like me ( or so they say ).

    handedness : clumsy with occasional dropsies.

    Pets: 2 older lab mix brother / sister duo, 2 younger husky mix sister/sister duo.

    height/weight : 5 ' 4 " / fluctuates

    ha

  • Me me me! (Score:2)

    by Tet ( 2721 )
    Name:
    Tethys. Contracted to Tet on an online chat system around 15 years ago, by a friend who got bored after the first three characters, and stopped typing. It stuck, and I've been Tet ever since.
    Age:
    34
    Current location:
    At work in central London. When I go home, I'll be in Harrow, Middx.
    Status:
    Errrmmmm. Unusual. Definitely not running with the herd
    Sibling units:
    One younger sister.
    Parental status:
    Just the standard issue two.
    Handedness:
    Right. Very much so. I am the anti-ambide
    • I was at school, and it was around 6,000,000 a day[1]

      D'oh! Forgot the footnote:

      [1] Yes, I'm serious. Remember, values printed on food packets are kcal, not calories.

      Oh, and I also forgot to mention my quest!

      My quest:
      4 seconds, 300mph
  • Name: AltoKitten, foundation of the choir (altos provide the "color"), attacker of things that wiggle, lover of things that sparkle.

    Age: in feline years? 8 In human years, 43 (44 this birthday, and it was pointed out to me that it will be the same backwards and forwards this year)

    Current Location: At work, Tacoma, Washington.

    Status: Bored and sleepy.

    Number of Sibling Units: Two older brothers and one older sister.

    Parental status: Er, dead. Both of them, but they were married over 51 years.

    Hand

  • Name:
    Some Woman

    Age:
    23.967

    Current Location:
    Current meaning now...I'm in Bloomington, MN.

    Status:
    Thinking.

    Number of Sibling Units:
    Two sisters.

    Parental status:
    There are two. They are married. They ran away from me as soon as they thought I wouldn't follow and now reside in Pennsylvania.

    Handedness:
    I can be handy, but not very often. It usually involves my right hand.

    Pets:
    My roommate has a hippo...er...LucyCat.

    Height/Weight:
    Height= 5'6"
    Weight= Depends on gravitational field.

    Hair/Eye C
  • Name: Pancho Pistolas! Okay, that's just one of many pseudonyms. I am Frank the Baker, Pancho the Punster, and El Coco Loco. And I wanted to say hello to the army of teacups that just blazed past me like Death with his pants on fire. Age: Hmm...good question. I'm definitely well past 13, which is the last time I counted or noted-- there've been no birthday parties since! Current Location: Cambridge, MA, tenuously clinging to this rapidly spinning planet. Status: Paranoid, as usual. Is this thing o
  • Name here: Degrees, IRL: David (not Dave).

    Age: Will hit 44 later this month. Y'all are making me feel old.

    Current Location: Tulare County, California. Deep in the middle of happy cow country. [realcaliforniacheese.com]

    Status: Unemployed, and spending more time on the 'dot than learning MySQL.

    Number of Sibling Units: Two younger brothers.

    Parental status: Mom, recently widowed.

    Handedness: Right, though I have tried to make a habit of using my fork only with my left.

    Pets: One cat [comcast.net], very well behaved. She's great.

    Height/W

  • Name: Alan Sebastian Ralph, known online in various parts as MonTemplar
    Age: 36
    Current Location: Watford, Hertfordshire, UK.
    Status: Singleton
    Number of Sibling Units: Younger sister (Lisa)
    Parental status: Mum & Dad, both still married to one another.
    Handedness: Two, plus two feet. Northpaw. Right leg is slightly shorter than left, result of road crossing accident when I was nearly 8
    Pets: Two cats, both at the Rainbow Bridge now, alas. :(
    Height/Weight: 6'1", a shade under 13st.
    Hair/Eye Color: Hair
  • Name: TechnoLust

    Age: ...d to perfection? Oh, 26

    Current Location: Cleveland, TN, but that's not where I live.

    Status: as in marital? Single.

    Number of Sibling Units: Younger sister.

    Parental status: Two. They are married. I still see them at least twice a month.

    Handedness: Slightly ambidextreous. I'm mostly a righty, but I do some things left handed. I can use a hammer with either hand.

    Pets: None

    Height/Weight:
    Height= 5'7
    Weight= 184.5 as of this morning... which means the holidays only

  • Name: Ashtead is from where I used to live in England. I don't live there anymore, but the nick lingers on. Besides, there is a place not far from here, which has a name that means the same thing: place where ash-trees grow.

    Age: slightly more than the answer to life the universe and everything; 43

    Current Location: about 10.5 degrees East and nearly 60 degrees North, just to the south-west of Oslo.

    Status: Kinda tired at the moment.

    Number of Sibling Units: One old and two new sisters, all younger than

  • My turn (Score:2)

    by glh ( 14273 )
    I usually don't get into these things, but I couldn't resist reading the JE because of the monty python hg reference.. (Hey, I had the whole movie memorized!!)

    Name: Greg
    Age: 28
    Current Location: at home, in basement office.
    Status: Married for 5 1/2 years.
    Siblings: one younger sister
    Parental status: I have one daughter, 1 1/2 years old.
    Handedness: Ambidextrous (genetic trait..). I use my right more than left, but I can write / and use both. I type with my left hand mostly. I hear with my left ear, and am le
  • Name: Wolf Elvendar. yes I have another name too, but that is for all the boring people in the world to use.

    Age: In wolf years 221. That is 29 for the 3rd time in people years plus a few months (31 for those bad at math.)

    Current Location: Elvendar - the holy capital city of the elves.

    Small city, Virginia (no that's not it's real name. If you know me well enough, you already know where I live ;p)

    Status: Evolving, at least I like to think so.

    Number of Sibling Units: Two - a step sister and a half brot
  • Name: Yuri de Groot
    Age: Not telling, but it rhymes with dirty bum
    Current Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
    Status: Bored.
    Number of Sibling Units: One older brother. One younger sister (deceased)
    Parental status: I'm not a parent as far as I know.
    Handedness: I try to balance the workload between the two.
    Pets: stupid but adorable cat.
    Height/Weight: about 70kg
    Hair/Eye Color: Brown hair, hazel eyes.
    Hair Style: Short
    Scars/Tattoos/Piercings: Yes, no, used to.
    Vision: Sensitive to bright light
    Googleable?: Mostly m
  • my name is peter, son of barbara, son of^W^W daughter of edith, HOH!
    Halt, friend or foe? You don't want to see me angry; you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. I wanted to be a porcupine, but my friends sent me to bear school. so i'm smart enough to not attack a walrus. but still like having my belly rubbed. hey, free tuition is not to be scoffed at, nor is a trained attack bear. all in all, i think everyone came out ahead.

    my age is square in both decimal and hexadecimal. my address is prime, but you

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