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Comment can pinch the 11's Windows requirements (Score -1) 55

by SlashdotTroll on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @11:18PM (#66060134) Attached to: Wine 11 Rewrites How Linux Runs Windows Games At the Kernel Level

most people do this infront of a mirror, however not a slow-moving stream in Youtube, but the result is lesser wrinkling. is Microsoft a plastic surgery company for it's own products: why they always reversing their main line of code within the first version of release schedule? is their a modern theme this should be known as, like Windows Rhinoplasty or is this just classical Windows?

Comment Writ this for Chuck Noris, heal my Terrible Karma (Score -1) 160

by SlashdotTroll on Saturday March 21, 2026 @08:49AM (#66052996) Attached to: Chuck Norris Dies At 86

incase anyone hasnt heard, Chuck Norris 2 days ago got some bad advice in a YMCA gym session he attended religiously for unknown years 7 days a week, that he should try standup comedy to try to reverse his aging before his next birthday: afterall, the tension he endured, laughing is said to relieve stress and he wouldnt risk anyone dying if he was to join a hugging club instead. So his first joke wàs...tested infront of a mirror before anyone else could be his audience and the next day be was found by his first of family his wife, the rest is history...the script was divided up and burried where none could find, so none would risk the name of God if uncreation were to happen again, where there is no death but a lone smile.

Comment Spielberg going the Way of Stalmanu (Score -1, Flamebait) 25

by SlashdotTroll on Saturday March 07, 2026 @10:51PM (#66028922) Attached to: Steven Spielberg + Dinosaurs + Netflix = Mixed Reviews

both pedos on the Epstein list. Only tolerated in Lakewood, NJ unless you are named Tyler ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY8SLLJjWpS4sx1dEqECaIw ) PS: Star Wars is juice mystery religion from Kablahblah

Comment it is far worse than you have stated (Score -1) 56

by SlashdotTroll on Saturday March 07, 2026 @10:45PM (#66028918) Attached to: OpenAI's Head of Robotics Resigns, Says Pentagon Deal Was 'Rushed Without the Guardrails Defined'

the guy that quit and must replace...well, he was a OpenAI robot himself... you know the Turring Effect applies here, where lacks a Godwin the OpenAI thinks creating or maintaning itself is verry Why-Evil like colonoscopied taxidermied Whyte Monkies framed in the But Why mannerism.

Comment a new .Trump domain? (Score -1) 59

by SlashdotTroll on Friday March 06, 2026 @03:27PM (#66026686) Attached to: Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous 'Stop Cop City' Protester

the MyAss golden touch. will the real Real Donald please stand up.

Comment Nintendo pulled a Trump on Atari (Score -1) 21

by SlashdotTroll on Friday March 06, 2026 @03:18PM (#66026662) Attached to: The National Videogame Museum Acquires the Mythical Nintendo Playstation

the Motorolla chip in Atari 2600 did 3D fine at 1.7MHz, and the 3DO was designed for running the orig8nal TOMB RAIDER mind you pushing at 8MHz textured 3D polygons on a system l8mitted to what 500k triangles versus the Sony Playstation count of 4Million with a much faster mainboard processor. all of you basically ignore the Americans Ayari consoles were what the original Nintendo contracted as a Purple & Gold treasure box not much stronger than a Atari 7800 as wÃ  manufactured in Taiwan but Nintendo exercised a Stop Order on that contract of production that nearly ffffibg bankrupted Atari and in fact is what caused Atari t leave the console business i thought. All of you talk praise if Commodore64 era of Bill Gates and your Nintendo manga porn but the South will rise again the corpse of Gen Custer and be will have his way soon.

Submission + - Linus Tech Tips snuck Linus Torvalds in a Perfect PC session (youtube.com)

Submitted by SlashdotTroll on Thursday March 05, 2026 @09:11PM

SlashdotTroll writes: and Slashdot had no feature presentation of this build event a week before Christmas, not a troll was stirring, not even a lump of coal discount with a Slashbot? Not a Yule log, cinnamon potpouri, no eggnog, but there was a introduction style of Highlander.

Comment DEI in a Fire (Score -1) 102

by SlashdotTroll on Saturday February 28, 2026 @08:17PM (#66016274) Attached to: New 'Star Wars' Movies Are Coming to Theatres. But Will Audiences?

filtered due to preferences {citation needed}

Comment Fireman analogy (Score -1) 75

by SlashdotTroll on Wednesday February 25, 2026 @09:52AM (#66009472) Attached to: Meta AI Security Researcher Said an OpenClaw Agent Ran Amok on Her Inbox

when a fireman fales to put out a fire, i dont immediatly label him an arsonist, but a Insurance Agent: likewise a fisherman that loses a fish, is still a farmer since he feeds the fish. So a Meta AI was issued correspondance by a superior to colaborate with waste removal, does it have default interests from the Office of President or State Department what it considers to be Bias political mail? does it rat you out to the DMCA or sign your name to a subscription with Southern Poverty Law Firm pamphlets? OpenC-Law indeed.

Submission + - Samsung cuts off Microsoft from pre-install (youtube.com)

Submitted by SlashdotTroll on Saturday February 21, 2026 @12:12AM

SlashdotTroll writes: Bill Gates PANICS as Samsung Rejects Microsoft Partnership â" Massive Backlash Erupts!

A potential fracture between two global tech giants is sending shockwaves through the industry. Reports that Samsung has rejected or pulled back from a key Microsoft partnership have ignited speculation about shifting alliances, competitive strategy, and the future of cross-platform collaboration.

For years, Microsoft and Samsung have maintained strategic relationships across mobile integration, cloud services, and device ecosystems. Any disruption in that relationship could have serious implications for software integration, app ecosystems, enterprise services, and consumer devices worldwide.

In this video, we break down:

What the reported Samsungâ"Microsoft split involves

Why Samsung may be distancing itself from Microsoft

The potential financial and strategic consequences

How this affects Windows, Android integration, and cloud services

What this signals about the evolving global tech landscape

As competition intensifies across AI, mobile ecosystems, and cloud dominance, partnerships are becoming increasingly strategic. A shift of this magnitude could reshape competitive positioning among major tech players.

Is this a temporary negotiation tacticâ¦
Or a deeper strategic realignment in the tech industry?

Comment Wake Me Up Before You Gogo (Score -1) 14

by SlashdotTroll on Friday February 20, 2026 @09:03PM (#66002124) Attached to: Meta's Metaverse Leaves Virtual Reality

everyone just wants their VR headset t9 be a Panoramic Desktop view of multitasking environments and remote access and virtual device control, while META just wants to datamine your productivity into it's unrefuted EULA and offer no defenses against Identity Theft that everyone suffers through online banking until they get their Corporation or LLC file as a Abandon Ship action. it didnt make the G programming language anymore accessible, doesnt feel like VRML, never featured the 3D file manager featured in Jurassic Park scene quoth "It's A Unix System" and it didnt harmonize modern and classical development as did TempleOS. Type Rrrrrr!

Comment assuming Overlords dont got Macular Degeneration? (Score -1) 51

by SlashdotTroll on Friday February 20, 2026 @11:11AM (#66000938) Attached to: Microsoft's New 10,000-Year Data Storage Medium: Glass

fr9m a air burst EMP nuke or dense LEDs, 2bits read capacity for Voxels in glass sounds like brail to me. i would think works of art would be first to be committed to glass ala Han Solo but that is a contour of medium unlike an optical standard inside of it.

Comment the real.claims have todo with Colon cancer (Score -1) 42

by SlashdotTroll on Wednesday February 18, 2026 @01:44AM (#65995798) Attached to: Bayer Agrees To $7.25 Billion Proposed Settlement Over Thousands of Roundup Cancer Lawsuits

all the non-landscaping Wet-hacks didnt get shoulder cancer for sweating barrels of water in a sprayer, they got Colon cancer for sitting on their ass on the grass for their midday 2hr Siesta. all Kings know these things like, unless of'course, you are in the No Kings bowel movement which excites my hand in the realm of Medievel Times upon Bueana Park about 50yds (12in x150ft) from the Corner Tree near Po Folks Restaurant).

Comment when all you got is Banannas and Mud (Score -1) 101

by SlashdotTroll on Tuesday February 17, 2026 @03:07PM (#65994720) Attached to: Blind Listening Test Finds Audiophiles Unable To Distinguish Copper Cable From a Banana or Wet Mud

every sausage i skip across the pond also looks lke rabit turds or bannanas to a Gastenerologist when is time for a colonoscopy. she would say, yohh, This Shit Is Bannanas,, I aint No Holla Back Girl!.BANNANAS... B...A...N @#$carier lost.

Comment Story Title CORRECTION: Microsoft PLANTS Permissio (Score -1) 69

by SlashdotTroll on Thursday February 12, 2026 @02:53PM (#65985330) Attached to: Microsoft Plans Smartphone-Style Permission Prompts for Windows 11 Apps

i remember it was Mono or Microsoft C# that pledged any codebase to recompile itself for a c9mputer, maybe there will be a AI language learning model that will help one day to upgrade BIOS chips or motherboard Static ROMS and NVRAMS to support helpful features that should be available in every computer environment like Code Auditting, Copyright Permitions, user quotas like what public libraries support , and health related feautres that reduce eye strain or mcular degeneration and RSI and people susceptible to dopamine problems like gamblers and Parkinsons patiens (aka kuru disease) with the help of TPM c9mpatibility layer perhaps too.

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