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Comment Story Title CORRECTION: Microsoft PLANTS Permissio (Score -1) 68

by SlashdotTroll on Thursday February 12, 2026 @01:53PM (#65985330) Attached to: Microsoft Plans Smartphone-Style Permission Prompts for Windows 11 Apps

i remember it was Mono or Microsoft C# that pledged any codebase to recompile itself for a c9mputer, maybe there will be a AI language learning model that will help one day to upgrade BIOS chips or motherboard Static ROMS and NVRAMS to support helpful features that should be available in every computer environment like Code Auditting, Copyright Permitions, user quotas like what public libraries support , and health related feautres that reduce eye strain or mcular degeneration and RSI and people susceptible to dopamine problems like gamblers and Parkinsons patiens (aka kuru disease) with the help of TPM c9mpatibility layer perhaps too.

Comment your pessmistism upsets my fibromyalgia (Score -1) 338

by SlashdotTroll on Tuesday February 10, 2026 @03:47PM (#65980936) Attached to: The US Is Flirting With Its First-Ever Population Decline

nevermind the marathon i ran to get a seat for Starbucks wifi, but how does someone travel to another country to claim a illness that didnt interfere with their travels, and then there it rests? am i not jewish enough?

Comment ah those were the days mate (Score -1) 338

by SlashdotTroll on Tuesday February 10, 2026 @03:41PM (#65980926) Attached to: The US Is Flirting With Its First-Ever Population Decline

in a whiskey barrel down tijuana river to the sand bar besides Maria Calenderia with a bottle of Don Julio. but noooo, it was a oildrum full of Kerosene and the river ran dry along time ago.

Comment Consent of the governed (Score -1) 111

by SlashdotTroll on Friday February 06, 2026 @04:32AM (#65972084) Attached to: CIA Has Killed Off The World Factbook After Six Decades

um, those arent conservatives or even fascists that you are trying to point at, and neither are those things over there consistent as being libruls: it looks like a mishmash of bolsheviks vs darwinists or maybe outdoor inmates and prisoners of war is more like it. i try not to overuse the whole.Cowboys & Aliens monicker like the recent Ice stormclouds.

Comment can use a telescope too (Score -1) 186

by SlashdotTroll on Thursday February 05, 2026 @01:32PM (#65970760) Attached to: 'Everyone is Stealing TV'

but when im in a pool at the fitness club , i use a periscope because i dont want to risk my binoculars.

Comment get rid of Google Home: use task manager (Score -1) 33

by SlashdotTroll on Tuesday February 03, 2026 @11:15PM (#65967934) Attached to: Google Home Finally Adds Support For Buttons

Dave Plummer jokes aside, the only icons that should be on the screen are those active running or on a terminal like did NextStep or GnuStep: Google Tasks should be realtime context switching not this Home crap people like to stretch images as wallpaper and move favorite app icons around.

Comment Re: Operating System (Score -1) 83

by SlashdotTroll on Sunday February 01, 2026 @11:05PM (#65963588) Attached to: When 20-Year-Old Bill Gates Fought the World's First Software Pirates

you have 7 lines left for your Atarii 2600 BASIC you could still fill in, maybe some flashy rectangles or a 1-line fractal of ET propelling into space with a Reces enema collage of sound effects?

Comment alot of talk from someone (Score -1) 83

by SlashdotTroll on Sunday February 01, 2026 @10:59PM (#65963586) Attached to: When 20-Year-Old Bill Gates Fought the World's First Software Pirates

who refused to take good advice by instead grabbing them by the /dev/pussy. all hail our Tinyhands resident-P fo shizzle muh nizzle.

Comment Timezone problem with Interview deadline (Score -1) 38

by SlashdotTroll on Thursday November 13, 2025 @10:48PM (#65794802) Attached to: World's First Flying Car Factory Begins Production In China

Willy Wonka would mfgr the flying cars, while Gen Geo Patton would mfgr the car factory to fly as well.

Comment a feature! (Score -1) 187

by SlashdotTroll on Tuesday October 14, 2025 @06:29PM (#65725404) Attached to: The Great Software Quality Collapse

so the closed app stores selling key signed apps in all modernised OS have a problem with virtualised apps running ontop the memory-leaking signed apps? this sounds like a job for WINE or templeOS!

Comment Ottoman tortures of a harem (Score -1) 31

by SlashdotTroll on Saturday October 04, 2025 @03:52PM (#65703568) Attached to: Scientists Grow Mini Human Brains To Power Computers

the matrix would grow it's own computer from a gentleman's club toilette, all the necessary neural chemistry recollected and grown in a chicken egg

Comment The Incredible Machine on 3DO consoles (Score -1) 43

by SlashdotTroll on Friday October 03, 2025 @03:26PM (#65701746) Attached to: Tech Companies To K-12 Schoolchildren: Learn To AI Is the New Learn To Code

3DO is the playstation before arrived the Sony PlayStation according to Monster Manor developer Ewhac ( https://www.youtube.com/@ewhac ). So does the macroscale of The Incredible Machine on a ARM40 do what GPL or Labview if you accept Gravity and the Ball as an code execution reference and binarychange all the ingame objects to macro functions in corresponding Assembler and IO Ports? see what i did there? inB4 Minecraft Z80.

Comment Android fraud of obscurity by Google (Score -1) 78

by SlashdotTroll on Monday September 29, 2025 @09:54PM (#65691888) Attached to: Open Source Android Repository F-Droid Says Google's New Rules Will Shut It Down

how many ways can you characterise I/O for processing to a answer???? Scripting in a terminal? gui? speach2txt? is handheld computing not property of FCC laws since every transmitter on a dsp has a FCC id? is a calculator overflow err cause to exclude from Play Store now like a rogue scripting language? this administrative judgement from Google should allow users and owners to opt_out or is that what a virtual machine is for? F_droid should be and of right it's own fork of cores and resources as a parallel OS like TepleOS or KaiOS.Google is a Sherman Anti-trust Law violator itself.

Comment You Are MAGA. tear up your Politics Card (Score -1) 264

by SlashdotTroll on Friday September 19, 2025 @11:51PM (#65672168) Attached to: Pentagon Demands Journalists Pledge To Not Obtain Unauthorized Material

false Left-Right paradigm. both parties take turns censoring speach, grab guns that dont match crime scenes, and civilians suffer whiat criminals do. Trunp was in Democratic Party longer than was a abnoxious Republican member, GFY. food fight Pizza Bil Gates grab them all . St James Island Visitors all the Foundation deathtoll Trump is damage control for BFF Hillary and Obamas just the same people FFS . i laughed when i saw the Tesla bot wear a Biden costume stumbling around like dementia . Dustin Nenos on Bitchute domain has uncensored interviews, Erica Kirk caught in Romanian CS Traficking evangelical church as well as Charlie chiapet goldring trapdoor AI secret service no blood squib fail No Police Allowed Brownshirt Chicago Protector Palm Pistol on Bitchute .com/channel/QKL2mVYPDV5u

Comment do you think AI doesnt have a IP legal loophole? (Score -1) 188

by SlashdotTroll on Saturday August 09, 2025 @01:34PM (#65577800) Attached to: AI Industry Horrified To Face Largest Copyright Class Action Ever Certified

AI saved people billions of dollars on historically frivolous municipal and traffick tickets, attorneys, legal counsel expenses, cancer research, and software management expenses... who do you think would deploy AI with an axe to grind before it swings at a potential softspot not even mastered by MPAA or RIAA? if AI can reserect public law from infringement of the private sector then AI would have restored the Republic to the Jeffersonian era and Princess Leia wouldn't have been accused of treason. Nelson Mandela would not have been born... but we would call it The Slashdot Effect.

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