Comment OG AI (Score 1) 53
I prefer to outsource all my life decisions to the OG AI: the magic 8 ball.
1. They are anti-union / treat their workers poorly.
2. There are non-corporate, local options that are higher quality and that treat their workers better.
3. Their coffee sucks. Starbucks was "good" coffee in the 2000s because I was coming from drinking Maxwell House.
It's also hilarious that they cite the CEO as responsible for "turning around Chipotle" when Chipotle fucking sucks now.
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