Twice. While tied to a chair.

Maybe, maybe not. But the greybeard is far more likely to admit that learning this or that is hard.

What is Scots for "My hovercraft is full of eels"?

Don't get me wrong, I get your point, but there is a certain beauty to crash only software.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C...

99% (or whatever) of the web apps out there don't need a speed improvement in the client side runtime.
For those that do, however...

It runs Ubuntu? Crap. I thought it ran Linux.

>>>Windows 2000 was the greatest ever.

Greatest Windows ever, perhaps, for what that's worth.

Delusions, yes.
We only recognize each other by our sig lines.

>>>uname -r
3.6.2-4.fc17.x86_64
I suppose Fedora Core 17 isn't really important anymore, now that all the cool kids are on Arch...

This exchange is unacceptably civil for /.

I appreciate the humility of "maybe I was a little over the top." The world would be better with more of that.

I also love America, my country, for the reasons you cite (and others, of course), and agree that it is currently a bit dysfunctional. And, per our charter, it is up to We the People to change it. I shall endeavor to do my part and earn the respect you give to Americans.

Good day, Sir or Madame.

A flavor of Android 2.3 is better then Debian???

-1 I don't get it.

You said "Quick equation," but I don't see an equal sign.

Not learning PHP will likely save you from hanging yourself with an Ethernet cable in shame once you discover how thoroughly PHP mutilates you mind.

Why are you so rude to me, just because I hate zealots?

And yes, kudos to the devs from this c# monkey.

You know nothing.

When the Big One comes, if it is San Andrea's Fault, the continental US is going to slide into the Atlantic!