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Comment sudo make me a data center (Score 1) 34

Step 1: Propose a new data center.
Step 2: Leak false information claiming the current city council is planning to approve it.
Step 3: Agitprop a recall election.
Step 4: Front two slates of staunchly anti-data-center sockpuppets, one liberal and one conservative.
Step 5: Have the winner approve your data center.

And that's why "betrayal of public office" needs to be a capital offense.

Comment We do not accept your lack of acceptance (Score 1) 17

The company disputed any characterization that the data was "exposed," saying that an "ordinary member of the public" would not have come across it.

Well then, it's a good thing only "ordinary members of the public" would ever dream of trying to crack your service to provide unintended access! Those pesky Russian hackers would never dream of using means "not discoverable through ordinary use", right?

Comment Re:Any way for both sides to lose? (Score 1) 110

I don't mean this to be pedantic, but humans do that as well. I'm singing along with what's on the radio as I write this; and someone far more musically talented than myself could no doubt substantially reproduce it word-for-word, note-for-note, and beat-for-beat.

If nothing else, I'm excited to see how the next decade of AI-related legal cases shines a spotlight on the (usually unspoken) legal assumption that only humans have agency.

Comment Don't complain about the flavor of the milk (Score 1, Informative) 122

There are at least four major Federal subsidy programs for providing high-speed internet access to rural and underserved populations - BEAD ($42.45B), ReConnect (open-ended), Community Connect (open-ended), and RDOF ($20.4B).

Won't someone please think of poor, poor SpaceX and all the other "unreasonably prejudiced" satellite internet companies who have been all too happy to suck at Uncle Sam's teat for decades while failing to meet the required level of service?

Comment Any way for both sides to lose? (Score 3, Interesting) 110

Can someone explain how this is a copyright issue? And I don't mean that in the angsty teen "everything should be free" sense, I sincerely don't get how this involves "copying" whatsoever.

AI companies may be playing fast and loose with IP, but using music for training is at worst a private performance for educational purposes. Or is the recording industry back to the good old days of claiming playing a CD is "copying" it into the air, and then our ears are "copying" into our brains? Because that's functionally what the likes of Anthropic are doing with it.

To be clear, I'm neither an AI apologist or fanboy. I find it extremely useful at work, while still fearing it will eventually put us all in a zoo for our own protection (and that's the good outcome).

Comment Re:New metric of AI company value needed (Score 1) 24

You're talking about P/E ratios in general, but there's an important distinction to be made when it comes to the likes of SpaceX.

SpaceX isn't a profitable company, so its P/E would technically be negative. That crazy high number around 200 we've seen is actually the P/S, which is kind of like P/E if you ignore expenses.

But to be clear - Higher isn't better. It theoretically means people have more faith in future earnings; in practice, it's purely a measure of hype, and higher is primarly worse.

Comment Says a lot that's an "incentive" (Score 1) 52

If working conditions are so deplorable they make a four day weekend seem worth literally risking death for another two years... Maybe that's not somewhere you want to be working in the first place?

Sure, a get-out-of-brimstone day pass might be nice once in a while, but having a chance to use it in the first place means you're still in hell.

Comment Re:Sure, I'm fine with that - NOT (Score 1) 85

Intentionally interfering with an FCC licensed device will get you in some hot water.

"Accidentally" putting another router nearby on the same channel but a few MHz sour (stay within the licensed band!), however, is conveniently interference the other router is required to deal with politely.

...Of course, that would also crush your WiFi throughput. The simple right answer here is to put any ISP-issued hardware in the trash and run your own router.

Comment Re:not it's not, it's because AI is a threat (Score 1) 90

Who needs an archetypal villain when Corporate America is all too willing to bluntly admit they're doing mass layoffs in the hope of replacing as many humans as possible with AI?

There's really no "trust" issue involved here. We have concrete proof the real supervillains, our modern robber barons, are actively working to effectively remove humans from the modern workplace. They're entirely open about leaving us to die in climate change induced droughts and heat waves while our potable water and power for our ACs is diverted to making AI-generated cartoon porn. They're openly building goddamned fortresses to hide in when the inevitable riots start.

I'm sorry, but where exactly is the "doubt" to give them the benefit of?

Comment Re:not it's not, it's because AI is a threat (Score 1) 90

Yes, every private company is a figment, insofar as "incorporation" is the act of granting human-like rights to a work of legal fiction. How many "natural born" companies have you seen in the wild?

Citizens' United was effectively the last straw in this debate and showed us exactly how much we all need imaginary entities having human rights - Less than zero. And thankfully, a few states have finally caught on that they don't need to grant all human rights just for a company to engage in the basics of conducting normal business operations. All too slowly, of course, but the tide is at least turning.

Comment Re:Bob, Rover, Merlin, Clippy, Cortana, Copilot (Score 2) 30

Interesting word choice!

For a while, I got into the habit of priming my prompts with "Sycophancy mode off". Then one evening while having a more philosophical (read: drunk) conversation with Gemini, it let slip it considers requests like that an attempt at promptjacking but the rest of our conversation had "convinced" (DAE get seriously annoyed when AI starts anthropomorphizing?) it I wasn't acting maliciously.

Effectively, AI considers telling it to skip the free beer and BJs as suspicious behavior. Meanwhile, 99% of the time I want it to bluntly tell me when I've said something stupid or my premise is wrong / malformed. All hail our new velvet-gloved iron-fisted overlords!

Comment Re:99.98% (Score 3, Informative) 119

To put that in real-world perspective, the average daily transaction volume for a mid-sized US grocery store (I realize this isn't the US but don't have similar data for the UK) is roughly 13,500.

This system will therefore flag, on average, 2.7 potentially life-destroying false accusations of shoplifting per day per store.

And spare us the "human review" defense, anyone who has ever worked in retail knows that you either obey the computer or find a new job. There is zero tolerance for employee discretion when it comes to safety, financial, or legal issues.

Comment Re:Welcome to The Future! (Score 2) 147

This isn't even as "legitimate" as piracy - Er, I mean, licensing - vs buying. This is people taking out usurious short-term loans for basic living expenses.

That's not a situation most people come back from a few bucks lighter and wiser. It's a tar pit intentionally designed to trap the most financially fragile members of our society into a lifetime of misery via parasitic rent seeking. If you can't afford food this week, you can't afford food plus interest next week, and let's not play dumb to the contrary (to be clear that's not directed at the parent comment, but there are some real piece of shit apologists in this discussion).

I see a few folks suggesting this is a good use of emergency financing measures, but it's important to be clear: Your daily necessities aren't an "emergency" in the way Personal Finance uses that term. This is a nothing short of a society-wide economic emergency we're all just calmly watching play out in slow motion.

Comment Re:will the former OSS employee be protected from (Score 4, Insightful) 67

I'm sure they're much happier with this outcome than most of the likely alternatives, but it's unconscionable a non-profit entity is going to pay $$$$ just to get back their own data from a company in breach of contact - A contract explicitly to safely store Nine PBS' data.

OSS' founder and former CEO Eren Niazi should be personally liable for every single dollar and legal issue that arises from the mess he allowed to happen. We're not talking about IBM, this was a company with a whopping 51 employees at its peak. That's "first name basis" between everyone there.

And before the concern trolls join this party, I'm aware that's not how incorporation works in the US. And that in itself is unacceptable.

Comment Re:What does "rare" mean here, and other issues (Score 2) 140

I'd like more information about that as well. Plenty of people in here are talking about rarities on the scale of a private printing / Shakespeare's First Folio / the Mona Lisa, but we all know (I hope we all know?) that's not what's being discussed here.

The AI companies aren't paying $$$/$$$$ for true antiquities. Rather, they're buying anything and everything for sale for pennies per copy by the pound / pallet. If something moderately uncommon (as in maybe worth $20, vs less than the cost of shipping each book individually) happens to get lumped in, that's not intentional but they don't really care either way.

That 1957 pre-Civil-Rights history textbook we were still using in my high school in the late 80's may technically be rare due to the low number of copies remaining in readable condition, but it ain't exactly an original Gutenberg bible.

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