Shadow Wrought's Journal: [meme] Good New, Bad News, Worse News

Simple enough, I provide the Good News and Bad News, you provide the Worse News ...

Good News: XKCD's five part 1337 series, chronicling the life of Elaine, the greatest of all Hackers, has been optioned and will be made into a movie!

Bad News: They hired Uwe Boll to direct.

Worse News: ...

LOL

[Scott Lockwood]

Worse News: ...

Stallman will play himself...

Re:

[peacefinder]

Starring Katie Holmes as Elaine.

Re:LOL (small repair: pun intended)

[RM6f9]

"Stallman will play *with* himself." - There, fixed that for you.

Re:

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Worse news,

[Degrees]

Worse news, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga are doing the screen adaptation. Expect TCP/IP packets to have mass and be used in a rail gun to blast through firewalls....

Worse News

[Captain Splendid]

He's going to use T-Rex' instead of Velociraptors...

Hackers

[The Fun Guy]

Since everybody knows hackers are evil criminal types, they make her a black hat terrorist-type and cast Julia Louis Dryefus as Elaine.

Worse news...

[BrenBren]

William Shatner was cast to play Elaine.