Shadow Wrought's Journal: As seen on a license plate frame:

Very funny Mr. Scott, now beam my clothes down.

My recent favorite

[peacefinder]

Above the plate is "I am a leaf on the wind" and below is "Wash is my co-pilot".

It's only good for Firefly fans, but still.

Faster

[Alioth]

After getting stopped five times in less than a year (so once or twice I was driving slightly too fast, but mostly it was because I had a Dodge Ram that could only be described as "Others Dodge while I Ram", it had so many dents in it - none by me I hasten to add - it was my first vehicle when I moved to Houston and the insurance for anything fancier would have been eye watering given my lack of a driving record), I almost bought the license plate frame "FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET" which I saw in a local

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[StalinsNotDead]

The one good thing about having a large beater of a vehicle is you always get the right of way at a 4 way stop

Don't forget the advantages in the act of merging into traffic.

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[aridhol]

Ah yes. You're guaranteed to get into traffic if you aim at the most expensive vehicle on the road.

My favorites

[RM6f9]

Are my own: "NOWNZEN", surrounded on the front by "Help me find my group - I'm their leader", and on the back by "It takes a lot of balls - to play golf the way I do"