"Apple's iPhone 17 Pro Camera Bump Sharp Edges Can Be Easily Scratched"

There FTFY.

The U.S.A is already known as the "Shit-Hole of America", because the rest of the world can rename things too!

I say it's time for full regulation.

a.k.a the Trump Tariffs. a.k.a Trumpflation.

"Meta[stasize] Pushes Into Power Trading as AI Sends Demand Soaring"

or....

"Privacy Rapist Pushes Into Power Trading as AI Sends Demand Soaring"

There FTFY

I don't believe Ticket Master/Live Nation owns (many, any?) of the venues, but you're right that they do have exclusivity for selling tickets at said venues, for pretty much any and all events that matter to those venues.

As I heard someone say recently - we're now towards the end of that authoritarian playbook, not the beginning of it. Should've been freaking the fuck out long ago.

I can see in the future some sort of "VR concert" where you can "attend" (by wearing a VR set) a live event, and experience it as, say, a front-row spectator.

They would still exist as live events, but be less 'luxury good' only available to the rich/lucky few.

Kinda like how the VCR lifted the limits of how you can view movies, etc.

So how long before the jokes all comedians tell all sound the same (same theme, same setup, same punchline)?

Wow. What a surprise. AI company CEO says their AI is so awesome it destroys jobs. Such useful words coming in as some sort of 'news' of some kind (read: pumping up their stock)

[Bill Gates has entered the chat.]

Donald J. Trump: "We will bring grocery prices down on day one of my administration."

Uh huh.

Swiss Government Looks To Undercut Privacy Tech, Stoking Fears of Mass Surveillance

"Swiss Government Looks To Become Privacy Rapist, Stoking Fears of Mass Surveillance"

There FTFY.

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Rich
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