Meh, sounds like a charge of Arson would be warranted, but not Attempted Murder.

Well, Hell, *I* can clone OSS in seconds via a pull. Jeebus. AI blah blah blah AI staff cuts blah blah blah paradigm shift....yawn.

Thank you, Baby Jesus.

Sure...certainly, I'll totally delete the source code....

Fucking clown shoes, y'all.

Think I'll be shorting Anthropic....

I wish I still had mod points for your post. Bwah ha ha ha ha.

Dusting off my copy of Apollo 13. Godspeed, crew.

Why not deliberately crash your "project" into other satellites, yours designed to turn LEO (low Earth orbit) into an un-navigable morass of space junk, an orbital and space-deniable attack? What's it cost, less than $100k to launch a denial-of-space attack with a 1U cubesat?

Oops, go to all the trouble of living "forever" only to find yourself assassinated.

Diabeetus!

Damn, now I won't be able to create Sora videos with lightsaber fighting cats or a mustachioed crusty old Wilford Brimley giving dire warnings of diabetes and crab people! What's this world coming to?

LMAO. Touché!

Why not shit on a company versus AI?

At least the latter doesn't have any adversarial designs against employees, unlike --- well, every corporation ever.

Well, do be fair, who needs human content anyway?

(Totally not AI generated.)

Who needs C:// anyway?

Oh no! Why God, why?

Rock on CloudFlare!