Common kids, this was not even near space.

!nearspace

Scientist say, that the universe is expanding. So it is quite normal, that your harddrive is expanding with it. We need more space.

20 miles above is not in space. It is just over the tropopause, where the wheather is made. Biggest clouds can reach to 8 miles above. Intercontinental flights know it and fly about ten miles high.

When you reach 100 miles, we could talk about space again. ;-)

Oh, here they are. On the terrorists computers.

Thank you, for sharing this!

Just one ping!

We brake for nobody.

Sure. Here is my adress: 127.23.55.3

Ping me, send me mail, send me fake rolex and pills.

When Lincoln took office the White House had no telegraph connection.

When Obama took office, he only found oldest computing equipment.

I am not going to fix the broken patent system of america.

Old, but still funny. :)

Michael, i have detected an incoming sniper bullet with subsonic speed arriving in 2 seconds and coming from south direction. Should i activate the ultraprotection or do you want to use the turbo boost? TURBO BOO

A slow bullet, so the enemy would not need a special armor or suit. The bullet will need about ten seconds for the way from the rifle to the target. It doesn't matter how near or far the target is. Ten seconds is programmed into the bullet, so anybody has plenty of time to get out of the way, if he or she don't want to get hit. I'll get rich!!!