Shhh... Governments are like parents. As a kid, you keep your parents thinking that you believe in Santa so they continue to give you gifts at Christmas. With governments, you keep them thinking that their laws work so they keep out of your hair.
As much as I support the mandatory 2-minute-hate-for-Comcast routine we've established, this is maybe trying a bit too hard to establish Netflix as the savior. I mean, at least let 2-3 days pass between stories on how Netflix is going to save us from horrible cable TV.
You sure you didn't confuse it with Sim City 4?
They still have to do a lot of work to do to make the Steam store as bad as theirs.
I'm not being funny, this is simply what happens. People get fired, stocks soar. Yes, in the long run it ruins companies, but who gives a shit? By then I have long sold the shares and moved on to the next company to pump and dump.
There is a reason why investors are nicknamed "locusts".
See what happens when the copy of the copy of the copy copies itself. That was always the actual question.
So to be or not to be be be be be be?
They taste like chicken, otherwise they are perfectly normal.
But wouldn't it be cheaper to replace that dud with a magic 8 ball?
What risk? No matter what a dud the CEO is, if the company is really big enough it is "too big to fail" anyway and I get to prop it up with my tax money.
Where the heck is that "risk" for the CEO? If everything fails, my tax money is also going to pay for his golden parachute.
Pay your best workers? You nuts? If you want to pump your stock, you gotta fire your best workers.
Hmm... liquidating takes a fraction of the time and effort, and I could do it a couple thousand times simultaneously with thousands of other companies because it's basically running by itself...
They seem to be getting the hang of capitalism.
Darth Vader would have been depressingly dumb if James Earl Jones hadn't done the voiceover. Imagine Vader with a thin English accent.
Your lack of faith disturbs me, old chap.
Ms Ally McBeal said that the injury was caused by gross negligence and irresponsible use of a lightsaber.
"When in doubt, print 'em out." -- Karl's Programming Proverb 0x7