Journal Red Warrior's Journal: more from my e-mail 6
Subject: Male Ego
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Rayban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Rayban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
well done my good man (Score:2)
What does it mean... (Score:2)
Just kidding.
We're still working on getting grass to grow.
Typical story: Hubby spreads the seed, I get to make it grow.
When it does, Hubby will probably be the one mowing. But if his back hurts afterwards, we'll just whip out the pain relief. You know what I mean.
Re:What does it mean... (Score:1)
I should have done it tonight (yard waste pickup tomorrow), but it has rained for the last 4 days straight.
Re:What does it mean... (Score:1)
Hmmm (Score:2)
Well, I might be able to get a woman to do some weedwhacking, but I'll probably have to do the lawn myself...
Nope, sorry (Score:2)
...doesn't work that way. The Budweiser gives it away - this guy is capable of believing anything - e.g. that Bud is beer.