Microsoft buys UN (Score 2, Funny)

"In related events, Microsoft has offered to buy the entirety of the UN in a cash offer extended early Monday. The news sent the software makers stock into a slight tailspin dropping by nearly a full point, while the UN rose 2/10ths. While there is no official comment from either party, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates was overheard recently remarking that domination of the world's software market has always been a springboard to bigger things. Analysts are scambling to determine how exactly the two corporate structures and cultures would mesh. Rumors that the UN's trademark blue helmets would be replaced by pocket protectors are, so far just that, rumors."