Come now, Bezos is the one with the trophy wife (them boobs are from Jupiter) and a monument to phallic shrinkage in his rocketship.
What is remarkable is that said trophy wife looks like a cheap hooker - I have seen streetwalkers that looked more classy than her. If you have the wherewithal to purchase a trophy wife at least show a modicum of class.
Someone needs to make a serious competitor to the Office suite. None of these half-assed versions that are floating around.
As long as MS has the power to tweak its formats at will, thus making sure that documents will display correctly only with their software, competitors will not stand a chance no matter how good. This has been ongoing for twenty years now.
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.