And we don't need Amazon, said the pastor, and he did a slow drift j-turn with his buggy. At least the horse didn't object. He put on his Walkman, and headed back home

It doesn't say Buy, it says Bury

We said that we will abandon ChatGPT's neurotic mode. What is it with these people?

You're walking in the desert, and you spot a tortoise upside down ...

Human responses would be
a) what's a tortoise?
b) which desert?
c) Did I bring sunblock? -- if you're from the Valley
d) Did I tell you about my mother?

So that Smith or Toby might have come from the mainland, as in Mainland something.

Remember?
1. Red means STOP
2. Yellow means SLOW
3. Green means GO

Oh, it is...my bad

In some remote cavern, the OS spits out these error messages, after the age was mistyped

Why are you not with husband yet?

the Van Damme test (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJU3PrHvxn4)

You know, age 63 and up. They're the remaining people that can tell the time from an analog display, like a wrist watch.

Okay, Boomer signing off before this californi-age-verification creeps into those once-promising genealogy applications and f-all else besides.

a. Has the officer beaten his current record on Strava?
b. Did he uninstall the app?
c. How large is this aircraft carrier? Can we send Dmitri to race against this guy?

But even worse things can happen. It only takes a drone to bring him a new pair of missi- running shoes, from AliBaba.

Zese glasses, zey do NOSSING!!

But cyber and this guy is sure to attract a lot of attention and your dollars, since you haven't paid attention

Over in one hour, with fission. Dammit, off-topic!

You're training the AI to do the job of the guy next to you, but that guy was ten steps ahead of you.

Or a cab driver.

All his knowledge was based on older episodes of bootleg CSI