But if one ever decides to be a ShaoLin monk, we must tell it that one of the requirements is it must be blind first. And remember the first rule: Go North, and seek out your master. He likes knock-knock jokes at the border.

Everybody hates me

"That's a good start."

It might as well be called Dead C

This isn't the Kernighan and Ritchie we're looking for; move along

1. When were you born?
2. What music magazines were on the newsstands when there was a new album out?
3. You didn't listen to music? At all? Go to #5.
4. Who was the president then?
5. Just go, man.

Right when gas is f-g $$ in ($yourState)

He just took off, in my car.

What color

It was cobalt blue at the time.

Each ID will indicate "Not for real ID purposes" but instead Non destiné aux fins d'identification officielle (Real ID) so even the crooks won't go very far

I have TWO colanders, in my loft. One is always filled with water, for dousing cigarettes, while the second one is a cell phone charging station, shaped like a harmless colander. You can grab either one in case a fire breaks out.

Before you go into any prison, you have to pick up the red, blue, and gold card(s). And a berserker pack.

You left out in all 48 states

You can't just tack on the three laws of Robotics. What are you, eleven years old?

"Well, if you count the number of stainless steel toilets he's got, I guess the headline is pinpoint accurate"

You know, like a battle Royale: young Academy grads battling network gobbling Kardashians

As there are two workstations, one could have picked I agree while the other I decline