Profane MuthaFucka's Journal: My fellow liberals, I am back from the darkside

I've been trolling Slashdot as a conservative asshole for the past half-year, just for shits and grins. It's been fun, but not nearly as fun as being ME.

I took one of my other accounts - MarsDefenseMinister - and went nuts. I was kind of hoping that Pudge would notice me and take me under his wing, but that didn't happen. I wasn't really trying to be his buddy anyway.

I guess the best thing that happened is that I made a lot of enemies who have started to mod-bomb even my insightful comments down. That's not cool. Oh wait, I was playing a conservative, so it was VERY COOL.

And then there was that one time when Jeremiah Cornelius and my conservative alter-ego got into a big fight. I don't think he liked that character very much. :-) I was having a good time and I wanted to spill the beans...

But in the end, it was just boring. Being an ignorant conservative is just no challenge. Plus, on Slashdot I've discovered that conservatives just don't get any respect at all. That's why Pudge hides away in his own blog, rarely venturing out to comment in the regular stories. Everyone sees through his bullshit completely.

About the only thing Pudge can do these days is to look like complete trash playing his guitar for the cretins and creationists running for president. Yep, I saw that. They guy is a total mess. Maybe he doesn't make enough to afford a razor. I don't mind beards. But if you're going to have a beard, then have a fucking beard. Pudge doesn't have a beard, he just shaves once a week and looks like a slob.

OK, I'll write some more shit later, just wanted to say hello to everyone.

I actually got into a big fight?

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

I guess I'll have to go back and check!

Must have been in one of my "Guns don't kill babies, US Soldiers kill babies" moods.

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[Profane MuthaFucka]

You really piled heaps o' scorn on me. It was awesome! It was a while ago.

Ruby

[Real World Stuff]

For the white man.

MarsDefenseMinister

[Captain Splendid]

Man, I really hated that asshole. Thanks for the explanation.

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[kiwipeso]

Which begs the questions, why did you hate his asshole? which kind of asshole do you like?
LOL!

mod bombing

[chimpo13]

Even for annoying jerks, I can't bring myself to mod bomb when they put out good insightful comments once in a while. It bothers me that I'm not that petty.

I remember someone doing a journal about being modded down for no reason. I gave his friends responses, and his replies, ye olde "troll bait" mod. He thought it was funny but one of his friends didn't.

I hope that wasn't you because it's funnier if it never gets explained.

My stuble is manly

[sam_handelman]

This is my opportunity to admit that *I* am Pudge, mod-bombing as a sex-crazed anarchist. All of you hate freedom.

Psych! But there will always be that thread of doubt...

Anyway, what's wrong with a weeks' worth of stuble? Although I agree with him on nothing else, Pudge's choice of manly stuble is the right one, for America, for freedom, and all mankind, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Since Pudge is clearly 100% gay for you, he probably cares what you think, and soon he'll be all squ

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[Profane MuthaFucka]

If Pudge wants to impress me, then he should shave his asshole. I absolutely hate dingleberries.

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[kiwipeso]

Speaking as a sex-crazed anarchist, I only hate freedom-fries. :)

As for what's wrong with a week's worth of stubble, wait 3 weeks...
Where have you been the last 6 years? America doesn't stand for freedom, it stands for ignorant, corrupt, greedy leaders who want to keep killing the environment in the name of cheap oil.