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Comment Fake fake fake (Score 1) 41

Considering that more than half of Reddit is either false or fake, this is going to end really well. I give it 5 years before the whole AI bullshit collapses into a "stupid people will believe anything" meme. This no different from all the execs who "cloudified" all their system to save money and got huge bonusus followed by all the new execs who are starting there in-sourcing project to take everything out of the "cloud" and back into personal datacenters, you guessed it, because the "cloud" doesn't work the way they thought, and it is costing them MORE money now. And those exec will also give themselves big bonuses. This is no different.

Comment Who's the Victim? (Score 1) 142

As others pointed out, this is a lost cause.... in most cases. The real issue is QUALITY, not a guaranteed job. Look at Japanese anime and video games ported to the west. In Japan, Seiyu (voice actors) are highly trained actors. The producers except only top quality work, equivalent to Hollywood actors. The US (etc) actors are, well, not that good. Sorry if you have a favorite voice dubber, but you have to admit that they are NOT top tier actors. Simply, dubbed anime is shit. Again, sorry to those who insist on not reading subtitles or learning how to speak Japanese. Put a good quality (not talking about shonen shit like Naruto or One Piece) anime against the dubbed version, and you will immediately see the difference. The whole point of this, make yourself a demanded actor. Be better than the AI. I really hope that some voice dubbing actors can do that. Right now they are just coasting, and they know that they are not really much better than their AI equivalents. Maybe top games and anime will start using Academy Award winners instead of the sclubs they use now. That would be the best.

Comment Expectations (Score 1) 115

Expect the re-in-sourcing project to start next week when they figure out how much extra it will cost them, past the "projected" cost. Oh, maintenance, redundancy, replication, performance management, fat fat pipes, unmet SLAs.... It's the same fucking story over and over. So I hope the execs lined their pockets with those M$. Maybe they'll move to UAE, and we'll be rid of them. Then let the tens of thousands of unemployed tec workers help you put your business back together.

Comment Serious (Score 1) 70

Is anyone taking this seriously? If so, we are experiencing the biggest scam of the modern age (whatever that hyperbole means.) What will the historians call this? The utterly fucked up 20s? The scam to beat all scams? Or will our future historians just say, "thank god we are not that stupid anymore."

Comment Subject Doesn't Matter (Score 1) 70

Make better films. I don't care what they are about, or who the characters are. MAKE GOOD FILMS. Who are these idiots who think they have to see a film because it's "MCU?" Tell me who the director is. Who the screenwriter is. How dedicated the actors are. Will the producers let them create art or hamstring them to just repeat the last film that made money. I know it's not easy to make good films. I'm just saying stick with THAT as the reason to do all the work, spend all the money, and let people see it because it is good, not because it's a series with name recognition.

Comment Still talking about this shit? (Score 1) 68

Since "AI" is really only useful for a tiny fraction of what people claim it does, and is really only used for data mining, bad help desk experiences, and scrambled press releases, how about we laud the companies NOT spending billions on vapor ware? I hope Apple loses a ton of value, because it'll be a great buy for when this idiocy comes to an end. "Remember when we thought AI was real? Oh, how stupid were we back then."

Comment Let's Define Our Terms (Score 1) 121

So what the fuck is coding now? (Roughly) 1950s, machine language. 1960s, assembly. 1970s, C, basic. 1980s pascal, lisp. 1990s Java, C++. 2000s, frameworks. 2010s, I got no idea, a bunch of shit. 2020s, even more what the shit.

Can AI write the super Woz machine? The fast fourier transform? The 3d Doom libraries? Perl scripts to manage unix servers? WHAT ARE WE CODING? Because it is utterly ridiculous to consider the BS we call "AL" as actually coding, as I understand it.

Do a database query and mark it up for a web page? Because that's not coding. PLEASE help me understand what the flying fuck we are even talking about?

Comment Yes Microsoft (Score 3, Insightful) 61

So when Microsoft continually abused their monopolistic control of 90% of the PC market, they were let off the hook. But Apple which doesn't even have a majority of the smart phone market, is now a monopoly. This is more butt hurt users who would never even buy an iPhone complaining that it is a closed market. BUY A FUCKING ANDROID. You are not missing any functionality when you do that. As a matter of fact, you get the fiddly control you demand. Stop trying to force iPhone users play in the same play ground. We're quite happy. How about this, do a survey of how many iPhone users demand opening the app market. No? Because NO iPHONE USERS ARE ASKING FOR THIS. If they wanted this, they'd buy an Android. It is sheerest idiocy to claim Apple is a monopoly when Microsoft still controls almost the entire office computer market, but nary a peep is heard.

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