of course you need able arms to operate a steering wheel so that's a given
Are you sure you don't mean sweep for every possible IP? In case of a private network, that would be 16 million addresses (1.6 * 10^7) which is a lot less than 2.81 * 10^14. Unless it filters MAC addresses somehow, exhausting the entire range would require going through 2.81 * 10^14 addresses. If that were possible using just 1 bit of traffic per address, it'd still take 2.81 * 10^14 / 10^7 (10Mbps) = 2.81 * 10^7 seconds which is just over 325 days.
That number is large.
You're supposed to put all your devices behind the "Whitebox". Using your solution would give them skewed results, according to their terms:
The Whitebox should be placed in between your existing router and your networked computers. Any devices that connected via ethernet cable to your existing router should instead connect to the Whitebox. This ensures that the SamKnows device is always aware of the network being used and will never run tests at a time when you require your full bandwidth to be available. (Whitebox faq)
Later this year, Oracle will retire the Classic MetaLink support portal and provide a single support interface through My Oracle Support.
So it does appear that it won't take too long before you'll be unable to use Metalink without flash.
Brain off-line, please wait.