Comment Re:White House stats (Score 5, Funny) 415
It's because even though they told the president he had a laptop, it was really an etch-a-sketch. It came with easier instructions:
Mr. President, if your laptop gets mess-i-fied or subliminalated hold it upside down and shake to reboot.
Mr. President, if your laptop gets mess-i-fied or subliminalated hold it upside down and shake to reboot.