He did a poor job of describing the show, it's nothing like Twilight. The vampire aspect is mainly used to explain why he knows about ghosts, demons, and other "aberrations". The romance is not overbearing and stupid like Twilight, it actually portrays a fairly healthy and normal teenaged relationship. The show is mainly about him helping others overcome their problems with ghosts and curses, with a sprinkling of amusing romance on top.
Sadly I am one of those 6 digit-ers D: I signed up here half a decade before I ever got laid. I'm going to guess that even with that time difference, I bet the spread (pun!).
jumping from out of sight, using all his might, and producing quite a fright?
(N.B. I have not seen thriller so I have no idea you people are talking about)