It is, however, entirely suited to making bad jokes on
Q: What's yellow and sour and equivalent to the axiom of choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon!
The Caps Lock key is an arcane relic of the ancient IBM keyboards
Keyboards? Try ancient IBM typewriters.
And we needed it. In Conclusion, get off my lawn, whippersnapper.
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