It is, however, entirely suited to making bad jokes on
Q: What's yellow and sour and equivalent to the axiom of choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon!
The Caps Lock key is an arcane relic of the ancient IBM keyboards
Keyboards? Try ancient IBM typewriters.
And we needed it. In Conclusion, get off my lawn, whippersnapper.
Karl's version of Parkinson's Law: Work expands to exceed the time alloted it.