It is, however, entirely suited to making bad jokes on ./, for example:

Q: What's yellow and sour and equivalent to the axiom of choice?

A: Zorn's Lemon!

Abstruse Goose 92

Keyboards? Try ancient IBM typewriters.

And we needed it. In Conclusion, get off my lawn, whippersnapper.

Do even the editors read anymore?

And encryption won't help.

0x00000047, 0x000008C4, and 0x00000A08 All hold awful vulnerabilities, make sure no one has access to them.

Partial Temp by partial time = partial squared Temp by partial space squared.

$$ \frac{\partial T}{\partial t} = \frac{\partial^{2} T}{\partial x^{2}} $$

We have those, they are called `insects'. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4808342.stm

41.2% is `less than half', yet 43.6% is `nearly half'. Who thinks samzenpus' threshold between these two phrases is really between these two numbers. Also: Douglass Adams fans, 0.42 == 42% != 42.

I have seen polls where there are 2 answers that are essentially the same, but this one has 4 that do not practically differ.

I suspect that Dido has cut a check to McCandless. This is great, and probably cheap publicity.

Just code your own virus. You'll know how to remove it. Alternatively, if you are teaching an advanced class as well, have those students write it.

I am afraid of Iris scanning technology, because it MAY give someone an incentive to rip my eyeballs out.

I like my eyeballs.

Can we at least wait until the US department of commerce significantly screws things up before we go around demanding international treaties?

One of the most terrifying things I've seen in a video game. Whenever I hear something that even vaguely sounds like a manhack, I instinctively spin to face it, and attempt to take out the Crowbar/GravGun.