The artist formerly known as God already did this 14 billion years ago.

Better check with De Niro.

I dunno why they didn't just add one more. It'd be appropriate for Trixie.

All you need to learn in WIndows is: bro

I have an escaped one in my basement. We're designing and implementing something we're calling a railroad.

So, MTV unplugged, but on film, apparently.

Coyote Ugly! Road Runner Pretty!

Don't scrape my scrape, scro!

I'll stick with my hand (0) and penis (1), THANKS.

Last time I did that, my toddler started a meth lab. So sometimes, things turn out just fine.

Claude has no feelings, and doesn't care if you call him an unpredictable tool.

The usual reason, $$$

Well, you're using a machine to control your mouse, so what do you expect?

I miss GDID. /etc/machine-id isn't quite the same: inferior user interface, and none of my cow-orkers can open it.

In fact, I'm very unhappy to see you. I've lost 50 billion since you showed up.