Distillation on the frontier... sure sounds like making moonshine out in the woods... illegal, but it'll be done anyway. Might as well accept that some inbreds will be distillin'

I'm pretty sure global warming has a boundary at the globe.
On the other hand, shrinkage usually occurs when it's cold.

That's at 9 atmospheres at most.

Don't worry, the image of Jesus he burned on himself will save him.

And I thought I was the only one.

The sensitive ones don't want to be found.

Actually, it was a drive-by, and they're all rappers.

So you're saying no matter who does the pirating, they get to visit a rapist.

The artist formerly known as God already did this 14 billion years ago.

Better check with De Niro.

I dunno why they didn't just add one more. It'd be appropriate for Trixie.

All you need to learn in WIndows is: bro

I have an escaped one in my basement. We're designing and implementing something we're calling a railroad.

So, MTV unplugged, but on film, apparently.

Coyote Ugly! Road Runner Pretty!