Last time I did that, my toddler started a meth lab. So sometimes, things turn out just fine.

Claude has no feelings, and doesn't care if you call him an unpredictable tool.

The usual reason, $$$

Well, you're using a machine to control your mouse, so what do you expect?

I miss GDID. /etc/machine-id isn't quite the same: inferior user interface, and none of my cow-orkers can open it.

In fact, I'm very unhappy to see you. I've lost 50 billion since you showed up.

It looks like you're going for world domination. Shall I sketch out some new tariff rates?

Isn't that the plot of "Heavens to Betsy"?

0.176 jigawatts is no laughing matter.

Well, we can always go to the data center and remove some rectangles.

There are plenty of one character bugs: "=" vs "==", "," vs ";", "0" vs "O", "I" vs "l"

I guess that's the end of hackintosh including virtual ones.

Really? I have both synchronized at once a month, shower beforehand, which most models agree is the appropriate pace and most eco-friendly.

That's not a tentacle.

I think of the devil.