186482506 comment Comment Not Roadkill Resistant (Score 1) 63 by OrangAsm on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @06:43AM (#66397436) Attached to: CDC Warns of Rising Threat of Drug-Resistant Germs It's nothing eating a carcass off the road can't cure.
186439970 comment Comment Re:In other news, interns will no longer get root (Score 2) 16 by OrangAsm on Saturday October 24, 2026 @03:57PM (#66391800) Attached to: OpenAI Says It's Cutting Off Internet Access For Frontier Model Training I think I finally understand the buffering icon.
186426190 comment Comment Re:So... (Score 2) 48 by OrangAsm on Friday October 23, 2026 @09:07AM (#66389326) Attached to: Physicists Trap a Single Antimatter Particle For a Month sure, but please don't let them name cats.
186419664 comment Comment Re:bold choice cotton (Score 1) 25 by OrangAsm on Thursday October 22, 2026 @04:00PM (#66388358) Attached to: Several Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities Accidentally Posted To Public Kernel Mailing List I guess someone thought the kernel needed some plumbers.
186419562 comment Comment Re:I guess now I know who I won't be buying from. (Score 1) 41 by OrangAsm on Thursday October 22, 2026 @03:51PM (#66388338) Attached to: Bose Is Buying Skullcandy The association is rather loose. Anyhow, look forward to some sweet trepanation.
186348722 comment Comment Green is (Score 0) 30 by OrangAsm on Saturday October 17, 2026 @05:28AM (#66379656) Attached to: Astronomers Discover the First Green Star not real.
186323326 comment Comment Re:Details (Score 4, Insightful) 49 by OrangAsm on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @06:56PM (#66376372) Attached to: Microsoft Defender Now Supports Linux Desktops "Enterprise" seems to be an enabler of all kinds of bullshit.
186073144 comment Comment Re:I want a nuclear wrist watch (Score 1) 75 by OrangAsm on Friday October 09, 2026 @12:24AM (#66368628) Attached to: First Thorium Nuclear Clocks Begin to Tick Confucius say, "Man who wear nuclear wrist watch, strap on tiny tiny clock."
186049554 comment Comment Re:New Business/Health Plan (Score 2) 70 by OrangAsm on Tuesday October 06, 2026 @05:35AM (#66364988) Attached to: Old Hearts Become Biologically Younger When Transplanted Into Younger People 1. Get off my lawn! 2. (swap hearts) 3. Join me on my lawn, my precious!
186028482 comment Comment Re:Just for clarity (Score 1) 87 by OrangAsm on Monday October 05, 2026 @07:38AM (#66363428) Attached to: OpenAI's GPT-6 Astra Gets Frustrated Losing At StarCraft And Decides To Cheat Instead [luser@shithost:~/pr0n]$ whoami That's the fucking question, isn't it.
186018054 comment Comment Re:Give it back (Score 3) 26 by OrangAsm on Saturday October 03, 2026 @11:56PM (#66361914) Attached to: This Virus Stole a Human Gene and Won't Let Go of It Oh, it's not fucking around either; thus its nickname: Gene Simmons.
186017720 comment Comment Re:Black Box "Magic" (Score 0) 11 by OrangAsm on Saturday October 03, 2026 @10:20PM (#66361872) Attached to: Physicists Identify 'Octupolar' Magnetism, With Implications for Quantum Technologies I have eight poles for Octupussy.
186017478 comment Comment Re:For burning time off social media (Score 1) 23 by OrangAsm on Saturday October 03, 2026 @09:21PM (#66361824) Attached to: Someone Got Doom In an SQL Database Finally, we'll be able to take out Bobby Tables. If he doesn't take us out first.
185733572 comment Comment Re:why didn't they just study a maga supporter (Score 1) 68 by OrangAsm on Monday September 21, 2026 @06:20PM (#66346232) Attached to: The Brain Is Actually Two Completely Separate Organs Me take offense.
185643596 comment Comment Re:Until it's Free as in Linux (Score 5, Funny) 108 by OrangAsm on Monday September 14, 2026 @04:49AM (#66336982) Attached to: Should US Open-Weight AI Labs 'Distill' Frontier Models Too? Distillation on the frontier... sure sounds like making moonshine out in the woods... illegal, but it'll be done anyway. Might as well accept that some inbreds will be distillin'