Yes, the one you run yourself.

SQL or NoSQL, that is the query.

At least once a day, or an hour, whatever it takes for it to wrap around and you start to think you are a DEA agent.

So about as good as LSD25

Libraries of congress per nanosecond is fun.

What's the latency like? That was the biggest issue I had with satellite internet. I think the theoretical minimum round-trip ping time was around 600ms, but it never was that good... realistic ping times were more like 1.2 - 3s depending on network conditions. Games? VOIP? Video call? forget it. SSH was painful.

Who's Bob Albrecht?

    CMPI    7        ;IS IT BOB ALBRECHT RINGING THE BELL
                ;FOR SCHOOL KIDS?

IANAL, but if I were, I'd change my name to Zark Fuckerberg.

4358    STWD    FRESPC        ;PUT IT THERE OLD MAN.
https://github.com/microsoft/BASIC-M6502/blob/7460af2c03ae19c0e60ff327489229d2005b9357/m6502.asm#L4358

6897    LDWDI    WORDS        ;MORE BULLSHIT.
https://github.com/microsoft/BASIC-M6502/blob/7460af2c03ae19c0e60ff327489229d2005b9357/m6502.asm#L6897

cry me a river

I plan on offering software as a service as a service, AKA SaaSaaS. If I get too overwhelmed, I'll subcontract. Anyone interested in being a SaaSaaSaaS provider?

So, Biden's fault?

"A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

For some reason, Student AI is into golden showers.

I invoke meta-Godwin's Law.

Just what we need, a boat made of floppies. It's cool until your boat becomes the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.