Or you could use an Android phone? Or a browser on a laptop?

You do know that you can use the browser on your phone to access websites?

You're right! It was never possible to do any of that before systemd was invented.

They shouldn't be called turbines either. To be a turbine the moving parts should be totally enclosed - ask any ship or nuclear power engineer.

The things which stand up on land and at sea are properly impellers.

Someone who can paint well enough to create a plausible fake is already subject to existing laws: counterfeiting and fraud.

And when your workmate says, "The next meeting is at quarter to three," what do you do?

So, let's get this right: You can steal an iPhone, double click the side button and flip through the wallet contents to spend all your victim's money? Cool!

Why not? That worked for the Soviet Union, didn't it? Remember Andropov?

The Dead Sea Scrolls would like a word.

So long and thanks for all the fish?

Government?

"How can I turn this off?"

They'll be fine with their moon lander... right up until the moment the parachute opens.

You write web pages in bash scripts?

If i shake my moto phone (moto g62 5G) it activates my camera. Even if I do it accidentally. I've never seen it do anything else.