So long and thanks for all the fish?

Government?

"How can I turn this off?"

They'll be fine with their moon lander... right up until the moment the parachute opens.

You write web pages in bash scripts?

If i shake my moto phone (moto g62 5G) it activates my camera. Even if I do it accidentally. I've never seen it do anything else.

Oh, I don't know. That sounds like something every lawyer under the sun* would say.

* And all those under the stones...

Umm, I think the Japanese had some say in that decision.

'Inflammation' is just the immune system doing its job. No inflammation just means you haven't been exposed to any bacteria, viruses, toxins or pollution right now. Your exposure changes all the time so your inflammation will continuously vary as your body tries to fix the problem.

The way these folks use 'inflammation' is the same way they use 'anti-oxidants'. It is just a scare tactic to sell more snake oil.

Mmm. Tasty Soylent green!

Not true. In the UK, both banking and hotel registration are happy if you present your Driving Licence as proof of identification.

Core fees... Apple... Whoosh!

Why not just go the whole way and issue GUIDs?

Microsoft runs software on computers now? Who knew?

You were obviously not on a gas main. Oil heating is very expensive.

Electricity sounds fine until you realise the cost per kW is four times the rate for natural gas. That's why nobody wants to switch.