Sounds like malware, bro.

To me it sounds like Google's version of Clippy.

It's played at zero volume so the mic is not used anyway. RTFS, it is instead analyzing tiny differences in the hardware, not bouncing sound out and back in.

If you're going to do all that, what exactly was the point in having the cameras in the first place?

Is this going to dissolve off the wearer when it rains?

The service file is just a re-invention of JCL. That in itself might not have been a bad thing, but the way it was done stinks.

Very little thought was given to how such a program description file would be laid out and how the rest of the system would use it. Hence the mess.

Poettering lost me when he began running programs out of /lib. WTF? And WTF is /libexec?

The unreasonable costs are having to learn a whole new set of admin commands that could previously have been done with a line of Bash. When things go wrong I haven't got time for any of that nonsense. systemctl? journalctl? networkctl? The list goes on.

Not to mention the water has to be boiling, not just off the boil. What a barbarian!

Really?

Does Microsoft know?

OK, Poettering.

Switch to vi.

PATA socket? Shurely you mean IDE?

This is the Grauniad. They probably don't even know what vowels are.

I used to work with someone who was a vegetarian, mainly because he was Type 21 diabetic. He ate continuously throughout the day and passed a significant amount of wind doing it.

So my question is, has anyone worked out the methane emissions of the ~9 billion humans on the planet? I bet that the number would be far greater than that of all the farm animals put together.

"Alexa? Brighten the screen."

"Calculating your shortest route to Brighton..."