Will it leave the turn signal on as it drives down the road?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Huh? Is this some secret M$ subliminal message? Or text-to-speech gone awry?
Let this surface as fair warning.

Rock songs are three chords played in front of thousands of people.

Jazz songs are thousands of chords played in front of three people.

We used to have a saying: "Do a demo, lose a prospect."

Yeah, they're 3.5mm now.

The ISP remotely manages the access point. It's mounted on a tower they placed on someone's property. They may have some deal with the property owner.

I'm in a rural part of the country. I have a 900mhz antenna that points to an access point (2 miles away) across the valley (through 150' Doug fir trees) and the access point relays to another tower which connects eventually to the ISP. (00Mhz bandwidth is limited - I get 4Mb on a good day. But it beats the hell out of dialup.

You mean, like the Democrats?

Bleaching? Like with Clorox?

My AI is telling me that I should invest BIG bucks into AI startups.

What could possibly go wrong?

And they'll charge the phone using a 3.5mm jack!

And here I was thinking that this planet withdrew from the Paris Accord.

In Theory, no one would steal documents from the NSA.

In Reality...

(rimshot)

FTFY