It's epic scenery to look at yourself living in the day of 386, before Windows 3.1 and 8 MB RAM/128 MB HDD, and to know that your shot at survival, today, depends on knowing Win7Pro, Win Server 2008, 4G iPhone, ShoreTel VOiP, IPv6, Exchange 2010, Office 2010. i5. 4GB/500GB HDD.
An MTv video should show some ECU of some girl's eye crying, then pan out to show what that eye looks like in five, 10, 15, 20 years.
Some age better than others, but age and time happen to us all. If we don't se

Marriage is like a TV show.
1) No TV show is lifetime (including, hopefully, that "Lifetime Channel"): The Tonight Show, Law and Order, and South Park will someday end
2) The best outcome is having reruns that play into perpetuity: The Twilight Zone. Star Trek. Possibly one day, South Park.
3) The more common outcome is in finding out what you taped is not worth upconverting: Whale Wars, Meerkat Manor, Nip/Tuck, the X-Files, Three's Company, One Day at a Time, Captain Kangaroo.
OK

Why do people feel the need to inflict pre-recorded bass noise all over the neighborhood for several hours, in 2010?
Is it like, "Look Mommy and Daddy! I have a boom box now!"

I

Hi,
I've been a happy customer of (company) since approximately 2004, when I bought a (make) (model) scanner-printer-copier.
In early 2010, I acquired the replacement.
I am shocked at the intrusiveness at which (company's) software exhorts customers to buy ink or renders their printers useless. Right now, the printer has stopped recognizing the black cartridge and offers to print on the color one. Then it goes through a calibration loop that never completes.
I'm working on a new i

The cassette tape is great.
No devices saving to weird formats you then have to convert.
No devices phoning home.
If your car predates 2005, you can play the cassette in your car.
And if my car happens to lose it somewhere on the i-80, the evidence of my sucky music taste will have melted away.

Tonight on Whale Wars on Animal Planet, the Sea Shepherds' $5 million BatBoat gets cut in half by a Japanese whaling vessel.
Regardless of suck edit: The whalers were in the right by terms of maritime law and common sense. If you're the littler boat, you get out of the way.
Yall who paid Fat Admiral $1,000 apiece for the "honor" (as Pubestache said) of "serving" (yep): It's so clear you feel so GOOD about yourselves in your Sea Shep Patagonia gear. It's like a cruise just for Prius owne

Dear Soon-To-Be-Ex,
As fast as I know you would like to be divorced, I cannot move the mediative process along faster or better than it already is.
(Person A) is unavailable until next month. It's not like I picked it to be that way.
I have a permanent job with benefits starting next month where I've been working with neither. It's a relief to know I won't depend on yours.
Further, I have nine units of CSIT courses starting next month.
You don't get it. You're just another bra

WHAT?
(Federal Prosecutor Pamela) Satterfield said the reason there was no sound being heard in the original file played for the jury was because the laptop in the courtroom “had a jack in the wrong hole.”
More at http://www.xbiz.com/news/news_piece.php?id=122841&mi=all&q=Stagliano
Our change dollars have gone for this. ssdd.

Belladonna is a porn actress. She came into mainstream fame in January 2003, when Katie Couric interviewed this "nice Mormon girl from Utah" and how she came to be doing the scenes she was doing in Chatsworth. The network that aired this also ensured that the words "double anal" would be heard over broadcast TV on PrimeTimeLive less than two years later., when Belladonna was depicted signing a baseball bat.
The above may be relevant for the reasons below:
In January 2008, an FBI agent t