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While they're at it, they might as well come to my house and make sure I don't say anything "incorrect" while I'm with my friends or girlfriend. They can bring an air horn and blast it everytime I'm about to say something wrong. Then, they can make sure that I don't write anything in my diary that can be construed as negative. After this, they'll burn all the books I have that can inspire negative motion.