It's well documented that mobile cellular radio waves (radiation) causes brain tumors. If this outage continues for any length of time, watch the brain tumor rates in Moscow actually drop by 80%-90% in 8-10 years then jump back up in lockstep with the timeframe of the cellular system being re-enabled.

I know two chiropractors in Moscow and they are ecstatic about this. The number of vertebral subluxations which impeded the immune system and allow cancers to flourish have been increasing as people become more and more glued to their mobile devices.

Take care,
Bob

Hey brah, Reddit's over there ->

To be fair, the explosions from my Goblin rocket launcher going off on unsuspecting duelers outside OG DID keep me playing WoW.

No it is not bullshit, the slashdot 'AI baaad!!' And other bollocks opinions presented as factual are out in full force as usual. A friend of mine is a senior developer at Shopify, they do the same thing. She also does not have a regular scrum, she tells the AI and it collects everyone's notes, then summarizes them. AI is here, sorry slashbros.

Ha, no. I like my triple wide driveway, double garage (one door is for the snow blower) and four level side split. Who the fuck lives in a condo in North America? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. All that space and people insist on setting fire to their equity while being packed together like animals. Oink, oink, buddy!

It depends on the team. I can see how a group of socially awkward introverts would have trouble sitting in the same room, but every big project kick-off we've had, everyone's been in the office together. We order lunch in and bounce ideas off each other. Can't do that over the internet anywhere near as effectively.

A conclusion we could draw is that your statement made in jest is accurate for a smaller sample size. Say for example, the people replying here.

"It's raining in my part of Canada, therefore climate change is real!"
"Yeah? Well there's snow in my part of Canada, therefore it's not!
"Nu-uh! My circumstantial evidence is stronger than yours!"

Remember when Slashdot wasn't reddit?

Are there eels in your hovercraft?

I'm old enough to know a Monty Python reference when I see one. But I don't get the context here.

Not ChatGPT. I have been here on Slashdot.org offering healthcare advice for close to 15 years.

When the disastrous Fukushima meltdown happened, a small group of health care professionals I am a member of called Chiropractors Without Borders offered to fly to Japan as an emergency response team.

Most people alive today have health-robbing vertebral subluxations which can affect everything from balance to fertility. A subluxated person is far more likely to have issues with radiation negatively affecting them, especially things like the thyroid.

Japan denied our request.

I would hope they learned their lesson and will have on-site chiropractic care for those workers who were inadvertantly exposed to deadly radiation. A worker who handles a radioactive rod without protection may die in days without immediate and focused chiropractic treatments.

For years I've had Slashdotians calling me all sorts of names: troll, shill, quack, you name it.

They hate me because I tell the truth and they're brainwashed by Big Pharmaceutical and Big Science. You know what's real? Results. The results speak for themselves. Imagine a couple in their 50s who has been trying to have a child for decades. They've given up. Even though I'm semi-retired, I keep my office open every Tuesday. The first Tuesday of every month is a BOGO adjustment day.

Anyhow...

This couple in their 50s visits me. I adjust them both and have to revisit them both half an hour later for further treatments as their spines were absolutely riddled with vertebral subluxations. Both of them had horrible subluxations around their L1-L:5 vertebrae. These are just above the pelvis and carry the signals to the reproductive system.

After my heavy work, they left. A bit sore but excited.

Several weeks later they were back and absolutely glowing. "Doc," the woman said bursting out in tears, "We're pregnant! After 30 years of trying, we're pregnant!" It was truly a heartwarming moment and made me proud of what I do to help people overcome their dis-ease and poor lifestyle choices.

They were thinking of going to a Big Pharma-backed obstetrician but after some talk, I convinced them it was a waste of their time and money. They'll be visiting me every Tuesday until that beautiful baby is born. I've given them the name of a wonderful midwife I know who has been delivering babies for over 60 years.

Down Syndrome? Not real. It's caused by drinking pasteurized milk, not age. Risk of sudden fetal loss? No change since you were 18 unless you use a microwave oven and irradiate yourself with its cancer-beams.

Take care,
Bob