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Journal Journal: Free iPod... Come on, this is a great idea. I promise.

Before I begin, I would like to admit that the system I propose is reminiscent of a pyramid scheme, in that eventually the pool of people will run out. I believe, however, that this minor drawback is worth it.

I propose that we begin a fund to purchase iPods, Mac Minis, and whatever the hell else is so fucking free everywhere. The premise is similar, but the benefits are far-reaching. I propose that this organization offer a free iPod/Mac Mini/Whateverthefuck for each three people who have registered and posted a referrer to freewhatthefuck.com shot and killed. Maybe we can add in gimmicks, like only requiring two people if you can prove torture, or whatever. I really haven't looked into the details. But I honestly believe that this will not only provide free iPods etc. to those that are truly deserving, but also make those that aren't truly deserving pay dearly.

I would also like to disclaim any rights to this idea. I beg of you, steal my idea. Compete with me. Send swarms of war-robots out to destroy all known offenders. Whatever. This menace needs to stop.


Journal Journal: Free iPods! LoL0Rz, it really works!!!!1!111!! 1

Get a fucking job. Yes, that's right. Get a fucking job. I originally wanted to find a page to link to that would have something of the kind on it, but to no avail I must issue the decree myself. I don't care if you want to whore yourself out to any marketing agency willing to give you free shit just for the privilege to be deluged with piles of feces. I do care about the fact that all of these bullshit schemes require that you trick your friends into signing up for the deluge as well. So if you want an iPod, get a job. If you want a free iPod, steal it. Yes, that's right, steal it. Quit selling your friends for free shit; that's worse. Thank you.

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