Ban porn? I'm sorry good ladies and lords of the EU, but that's not how the internet works. Porn is actually a sophisticated data packet format that is used to efficiently encode messages that travel through the global tube network. The side effect however is that if you run the encoded packets through a video processor, you get hot teen girl-on-girl action or horny milfs. Without porn, there would be no internet.

If you believe that you need a Ph.D to do this, you're in the wrong forum. A bachelor's degree, or just plain ol' persistence should suffice.

Fantastic Haiku...props.... Everything is more fun naked except for cooking with grease