What exactly is "mulching"?

Mulching is a process of inbred fertilization which employs certain decomposed organic materials-- including, but not limited to animal sediment-- to blanket an area in which vegetation is desired. The procedure enriches the soil for stimulated plant development while, at the same time, preventing erosion and decreasing the evaporation of moisture from the ground.

But seriously, I peeked at the comments hoping for a torrent, and found hate speech instead. Thanks cowards!

What about text?

Seriously, there were quite a few editorial slip-ups in that copy of Harry Potter 7. Nonetheless, my brain detected some sublime writing underneath all that; I still missed my stop & was late for work.