continuing use OpenOffice will lead to performance impairments and aggravation and frustration on the part of employees and external parties. 'Therefore, a new Microsoft Office license is essential for effective operations

Sounds like someone is dreaming about his fix.

Do you really want more one-liners? :}

Considering that kids sending their own pictures to each other get in trouble for quite some time now I wouldn't be so sure. You might get fined and/or jailed, just because it is a "right" thing to do. Who cares if you've broken your own rights, all that matter is the fact that [they think] you did.

You don't need to allow Unicode in names, though.

and get people started on building a new desktop in Java

Just no.

I have a solution for you. Just release half of your game and put the rest in DLC. Pure genius. Too bad it's not just my imagination.

There is no god. Also, those who pay for overpriced things can afford to buy their programs just fine. That's what they want after all.

>an Android application
>donate button in the application
>for iOS version

Well, duh.

XHTML mode was still present in HTML5 last time I checked.

Your Trolling skill suffered permanent -2 penalty due to being too obvious.

The natural inclination for Linux users is to favour AMD or Intel products and forget about NVidia completely.

One of us might be from Mars because it's opposite of what actually happens here. Also, dkms works wonders.

Sometimes legacy is not about DNA transfer.

I'm pretty sure aliens brainwashed them all. Because I can't really understand how they can say "you don't understand anything, you need this" with a straight face when people actively inform them they don't need this semantic madness. Seriously, it got down to insults. Devs insulting their own users, that's pathetic.

I'm still using KDE, although I've faked a few packages to get rid of this. Not quite user-friendly but works. Loading times still suck, though.

If I do something stupid

You just did, dude. By posting this.

Does not mean trolls aren't to blame either. Even if you can do something does not mean you should.