And what a *SURPRISE*, they both make Android phones.
You sound smart. Not quite smart enough to realise that everyone makes Android phones, but smart nonetheless.
You're too stupid to even know you're a dumbass.
Sadly true of all dumbasses.
I mean, that's the main problem with them. They all think they're fucking geniuses.
Well what have we here. Looks like I must update my mental definition of 'schizophrenia' based on what this AC said. Forget all the stuff about paranoid delusions, scary auditory and visual hallucinations, etc - it's "a description for a set of behaviours that are viewed as abnormal ALL caused by traumatic events during childhood".
Thanks AC. Can I quote you?
Don't you have anything better to do?
Ding ding. That's precisely it.
No. He doesn't.
Thus spake the master programmer: "Time for you to leave." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"