These fucking things called "emojis" are images and should be treated as such.
They have no business being added to Unicode.
And I can not believe that there is actually a "Unicode Emoji Subcommittee".
For crying out loud. What's this world coming to?!?!?!
Definition of Unicode:
Unicode is a computing industry standard for the consistent encoding, representation, and handling of text expressed in most of the world's writing systems.
Do you even remember what Text is? Can you even Write anymore?