GameStop Sued Over Lack of DLC For Used Games 345
Journal Journal: [Danny Says] Who wants flies? 5
Danny: Why should I?
Me: You get more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.
Danny: Who wants flies?
Me: I have no idea.
Comment pr0n (Score 1) 531
Make sure they understand that Flash pr0n is not as good as mpeg pr0n and that it's OK to wait 10 minutes to get a whole DVD verses just 3:30 of a movie. Also remind them that EVERYONE on the internet is a 45 year old pervert who wants to touch their private bits. Oh and tell them you work on airplanes.
Journal Journal: **No Title** 15
So. I was really bored of seeing that other topic. So I started this one. It's not really a topic. It's place holder.
Journal Journal: Bill Gates Begs To Be Cracked On Vista 6
In a recent interview here Bill Gates had this to say about security:
Nowadays, security guys break the Mac every single day. Every single day, they come out with a total exploit, your machine can be taken over totally. I dare anybody to do that once a month on the Windows machine.
Listen closely! Can you hear the soft whirring of hard drives loading nessus in No
Journal Journal: [According to Danny] Acting Like A Stupid Dog 3
Danny says that Thomas Jefferson holds the world record for Acting Like A Stupid Dog.
I have checked Wikipedia, Google... I can't find any proof that this is true!
BTW everyone wish Danny luck as he's trying to break that record!
Journal Journal: [Lost] I'm out 11
I don't care about this show. I'll download it from alt.binaries.dvdr maybe but I'm not waiting 13 weeks to find out anything.
I like the 4 8 15 16 23 42 thing but I'll just read the answer on Wikipedia someday.
Journal Journal: Senate Control? 7
I'm confused. I read 51-49 in headlines. However, it's 49-2-49.
What's up with that? Besides I thought Lieberman was a DINO?
Journal Journal: [Alpaca] According To Danny 2
According to Danny he appears in the Alpaca Farming commercials seen on late night cable TV.
I don't think this is true.
Journal Journal: Bill Clinton Is Absolutely Right 8
If you elect the Democrats they'll tax you into the poor house, and on the way, you'll meet a terrorist on every corner, and when you try to run away, you'll stumble over an illegal immigrant.
-- Former President Clinton, describing the GOP's midterm message, 10/29/06
Of course he's literally correct. The GOP is saying that, and they appear to be correct.
Journal Journal: ellem's Profound Statement V010.003
Men, if you can't get your hands on a puppy, or a baby... go to the bookstore and peruse the Jounals section and wickedly hot Goth Chicks will think you're in touch with feelings and offer to do amazing things with their tongues to you.
Or so I have heard.
Journal Journal: ellem's Profound Statement V010.002
The great thing about Manhattan is that it is always new. When you walk down a block you need to look up and down and even still old things will be new to you as you "find" them.
Journal Journal: ellem's Profound Statement V010.001 5
Never show me anything.
My reaction to what you show me is not likely to be that which you expect.
Chances are you won't like it.
Journal Journal: [HATE] Everything That Is Wrong With The Internet 17
Everything that is wrong with the Internet can be found here: