>"I swear that flying things have a radar set to seek and bite me, so I have to live with 1 acre bug-zappers indoors near all doors creating ozone because of this bullshit."
I, too, am one of those people who get ATTACKED by mosquitos, apparently way more than others. It really sucks. I am also apparently unusually allergic to the bites, so I can have a horrible welt that lasts for a week or longer. If I could snap my fingers and eliminate all mosquitos from the earth, I would do it in a heartbeat. I don't think it will upset the ecosystem much, but I kinda don't even care- they are responsible for more human (and animal) suffering than perhaps any other living thing.
In any case, I hate to break it to you, but biting mosquitos are NOT attracted to bug zapper lights. It will certainly attract flies, moths, and tons of OTHER flying insects, but not mosquitos. You might be able to get them to go near the zappers if you put a mosquito chemical lure inside them.
There are mosquito killers that work, but they typically burn propane to create heat, CO, and moisture, and typically have a vacuum fan that sucks them into a mesh bag where they are then trapped. They are expensive to buy/operate and require upkeep. But at least there is no annoying light or zapping sound :)