Comment Jesus was a Homosexual! (Score -1, Troll) 210
A man by the name of Moses H. McGee once told me a story. The horrible story revealed the truth, JESUS WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!
There he was, almost naked, walking through the streets all sweaty and hot. Men stood on the sides cheering homosexual cheers of joy. Jesus, carrying an oversized wooden penis over his shoulders raised the giant shlong and began to climb it. He was stroking it like no other person has ever stroked a giant 15 foot shlong before! He began to give the wooden phallic a blow job, but lost his footing and was impaled down the throat by the giant cock. Three days later, a man came over to the dead Jesus corpse, and began fellatio. After several minutes, Jesus awoke, and ejaculated. It was a miracle, Jesus was alive!
That fucking faggot!
There he was, almost naked, walking through the streets all sweaty and hot. Men stood on the sides cheering homosexual cheers of joy. Jesus, carrying an oversized wooden penis over his shoulders raised the giant shlong and began to climb it. He was stroking it like no other person has ever stroked a giant 15 foot shlong before! He began to give the wooden phallic a blow job, but lost his footing and was impaled down the throat by the giant cock. Three days later, a man came over to the dead Jesus corpse, and began fellatio. After several minutes, Jesus awoke, and ejaculated. It was a miracle, Jesus was alive!
That fucking faggot!
