I was born many years ago. Throughout the years, I grew older and wiser. I am the torch bearer for the Open Source community. I also own Microsoft stock but none of my friends know because they work at the lumber yard and they would never care about my portfolio. All they care about are the Green Bay Packers, Pamela Andersson and the new tariffs imposed on Canadian soft lumber. I like pumpkin pie, girls who swallow, and reading Goethe. In my spare time I work. My turn-ons are German girls swallowing pumpkin pie.
My main computer is an AMD 486DX-2-80MHz, not because I'm hardcore but because it runs Telegard the best.