a) I am your cousin's former roommate
b) I am your sibling's cousin's former roommate
c) I am your cousin's cousin's former roommate
Your siblings cousin is also your cousin so that leaves us with two choices:
a) I am your cousin's former roommate
b) I am your cousin's cousin's former roommate
Your cousin's cousin can again be either: you, your sibling, your cousin, or someone not blood-related. So that leaves us:
a) I am your cousin's former roommate
b) I am your former roommate
c) I am your sibling's former roommate
d) I am your cousin's cousin's former roommate
There's absolutely no point to this point so I'm just going to stop myself right here.
10% is a phenomenal rate of return right now.
i.e. 0% after accounting for inflation. Oh God everything's going straight to hell.
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you.