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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

Sorry, I was bathing my iguana.

Who farted?

that's the one i used, check spam?

actually it's only the link, so i can just post here. not sure why I mailed you.

http://atdt.freeshell.org/k5/s...

jobst check your email

No that wasn't me. That's the carpflooder I guess. Oh that's a shame. Let me check my files.

Yep. No. Sup

craig?

"Noogie is overweight, nervous, and nearsighted. He has a crush on Morgan LeFlay, and refuses to give Guybrush his vote into the Brotherhood until he has a nice date with her. Noogie spends the majority of his time playing the "bongos," which are really two bile sacs in the giant manatee's stomach. He has a deep fear of Sister Agnes, a nun who scared him as a child. " I'm fine with this

You post like a diary farmer.

* crickets farting *

Nice try Ensign Dr. Bob CDC but we all know you're a massive raging faggot craig slashpanda mvdavenport

JEWS DID MALDA

kill yourself

my big fat jewish cremation amirite...