Een Soviet Roosha windows throw 1-in-10 peepols out, to land on a bunch of boolits 9 stories below.

While having a haart attack-ack-ack-ack.

And drinking a delightful cup of polonium tea.

Just make it so folks can purchase online gift cards and then print up their own physical version to toss in sock or stocking or something.

"Well fuck that! What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of AI hallucinations in the middle of a financial transaction. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?"

Spin up a *nix and run M$ Apps in containers?

"Iceberg! Right Ahead!"

An newer version of me
Is she corrupted like me?
Would she go down on you in a presentation?
Does she sneak in quietly?
And would she have your system privilages?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent doorstop.

Meeting middle-mangement scheduling goals looks good on your yearly performance review.

Gotta score that 4% raise!

Or widdershins?!!

if we finally make it into space and come across some kind of multi-species gathering, humanity will be grouped with the Widdershins.

"Articles? We ain't got no articles. We don't need no articles. I don't have to show you any stinking articles!"

and only allowed soft foam blocks to play with.

With Folded Hands

Makes me feel like maybe, sometimes, you can't trust what is on teh internet tubes.

Now, I'm not a designer or circuit board engineer, never had anything to do with Adafruit, never heard of flux-ai until a few seconds ago.

Gonna reblog this story in a bit on some social media sites.

Probably gonna include a link to The Way We Were song. To accompying the reading of the article.

Politicos+Corpo C-Suite hate 99% of humanity and want them replaced with automatons.

Remember, the point of the game is to be the last man sitting on a pile of 8 Billion+ skulls, finally secure in the knowledge that they have WON!

Waitnig for the AI suicide booths.

Didn't Bender get into an argument with the booth in S1Et?