Comment Re:First Post! (Score 4, Funny) 79

by Known Nutter on Wednesday June 24, 2026 @11:55AM (#66207808) Attached to: A 25-Year-Old Blog Looks Back At 40 Years of Computing

Frost Piss!!!

Comment Re:Does this mean Sam Altman's going to prison? (Score 1) 72

by Known Nutter on Monday June 22, 2026 @09:35AM (#66203946) Attached to: 'Tutor' Who Took Online Tests for 124 Students Jailed for Three Years

Good lord, you're insufferable.

Comment Re:Weird. But good for stockholders. (Score 2) 56

by Known Nutter on Wednesday June 03, 2026 @06:40PM (#66174054) Attached to: MacBook Neo is So Popular That Apple Reportedly Doubled Production

Gonna be the only way very soon, aside from legacy versions of course. macOS 27 ends support for Intel (and Hackintosh along with it).

Comment Re:Especially right before a midterm election (Score 4, Insightful) 59

by Known Nutter on Wednesday May 20, 2026 @09:22PM (#66153589) Attached to: Intuit To Lay Off Over 3,000 Employees To Refocus On AI

Nice cleaned up and polished "bOtH sIDeS!!!" argument you've got there. Absurd.

Comment Re:Should not happen (Score 1) 160

by Known Nutter on Monday May 18, 2026 @08:38PM (#66150401) Attached to: WHO Declares Ebola Outbreak a Global Health Emergency

Is the CDC an authoritative source at this point given the administration under which it operates?

Comment "Us" (Score 4, Insightful) 132

by Known Nutter on Sunday May 17, 2026 @01:43PM (#66147611) Attached to: US Math/Reading Scores Continue 13-Year Decline. Researchers Blame Reduced Testing and Social Media

Us Math/Reading Scores Continue 13-Year Decline

As does slashdot editors', apparently.

Comment Re:Healthcare? No. Welfare? No. Social Services? N (Score 1) 83

by Known Nutter on Wednesday April 22, 2026 @01:34PM (#66107024) Attached to: Pentagon Wants $54 Billion For Drones

Just shut the fuck up already.

Comment Re:Excellent news, I guess (Score 1) 114

by Known Nutter on Thursday March 19, 2026 @10:51AM (#66049662) Attached to: FBI Is Buying Location Data To Track US Citizens, Director Confirms

You misspelled "collect".

Comment Re:Lazy Journalism (Score 1) 69

by Known Nutter on Wednesday February 25, 2026 @02:54PM (#66010018) Attached to: Apple's Touch-Screen MacBook Pro To Have Dynamic Island, New Interface

Anyone reading this site along with 70% of the mobile device using population knows what "dynamic island" is. Stop feigning ignorance.

Comment Re:"TikTok" (Score 2) 37

by Known Nutter on Saturday February 14, 2026 @02:07PM (#65988982) Attached to: The EU Moves To Kill Infinite Scrolling

TikTok = 17
Facebook = 2
Instagram = 2
X = 1
Twitter = 0

Comment Re: It should be 8K (Score 1) 138

by Known Nutter on Monday February 02, 2026 @12:49PM (#65964274) Attached to: Is the TV Industry Finally Conceding That the Future May Not Be 8K?

The modern "640k" quip...

Comment Re:I'm at the stadium, where did I park (Score 1) 41

by Known Nutter on Tuesday January 27, 2026 @10:10AM (#65952088) Attached to: Apple Launches AirTag 2 With Improved Range, Louder Speaker

My phone (maps app) knows that I've parked without talking to the car.

Comment Re:Visions of a privacy nightmare (Score 1) 154

by Known Nutter on Wednesday January 14, 2026 @03:13PM (#65924406) Attached to: Bezos's Vision of Rented Cloud PCs Looks Less Far-Fetched

How long before folks rolling their own are looked at sideways by LE?

We're nearly there. I imagine the suspicion I would be under explaining to some goon that, no, I do not have any social media history to share because I do not have any social media accounts. To answer your question: we're this close.

Comment Re: Thank them (Score 1) 38

by Known Nutter on Tuesday January 13, 2026 @02:55PM (#65921588) Attached to: Meta Begins Job Cuts as It Shifts From Metaverse to AI Devices

It's amazing. Facebook continues to exist on the back of millions of excuses.

Comment Re:Baloney x 2 (Score 1) 95

by Known Nutter on Monday January 12, 2026 @03:44PM (#65918814) Attached to: Why It Is Difficult To Resize Windows on MacOS 26

It's janky in that the window radius is Fisher Price level ridiculous. But other than that, this is a non-story I'm surprised to see on /.