Comment Re:Disconnecting the car? (Score 1) 227
Do you want to? I mean I could disconnect mine.
Yes, do it. This is Slashdot, so I can meaningfully recommend what I did: buy a used Android phone like a Pixel 6a or something like that if you don't have one lying around. Then, load it up with iodeOS...there's an app stack that'll replace almost everything you requested.
dynamic maps, traffic updates
CoMaps and Sygic GPS both provide these, the latter being $18/year and working completely offline.
the ability to play Spotify on my dash without having to pair a phone
Spotify still works; I also use either AntennaPod for podcasts or PowerAmp ($7 once) to play the music I loaded onto it.
the ability to remotely engage heating
...yeah, disconnecting the car makes this one impossible, no getting around it.
auto fill my logbook
OwnTracks, possibly combined with Reitti on the server side if you're feeling a bit extra.
or see the charge to my destination in Google maps
well, Sygic and Comaps both show distance to destination, and the last five cars I've owned have showed me miles-to-empty on the ICE side; I'd imagine the EV side will do the same, and from there it's just a subtraction problem. Sygic does have an EV mode; I don't know how that behaves, but it probably narrows the gap a bit.
A great many convenience features rely on connectivity.
Agreed...and that's why the systems are desirable to buyers...but since it's clear that these systems can and will be actively used to make money for the OEM, there's a trade to be made. The aforementioned setup isn't a drop-in replacement, but it checks off many of the things on your list.
That said my car has never shown ads, fuck BMW and I highly recommend no one ever buy their cars.
Yet. BMW has been the most aggressive at post-purchase monetization, but the others will follow.