Comment Re: SCO? In 2026? Inconceivable! (Score 1) 96

by Verteiron on Monday August 24, 2026 @10:47AM (#66304504) Attached to: SCO Successor Xinuos Asks Court to Rehear Its Claims Against IBM/Red Hat Over Project Monterey

Literally older than my account. Just.

Comment Re: Damn (Score 1) 114

by Verteiron on Saturday August 22, 2026 @09:58PM (#66302692) Attached to: 'Off the Charts' El Nino Is Already the Strongest Since Records Began

Just think of of it as evolution in action.

Larry Niven was right.

Comment Kurzgesagt did it! (Score 2) 18

by Verteiron on Saturday August 15, 2026 @07:02PM (#66290630) Attached to: Astronomers Discover a New Kind of Cosmic Object: a Black Hole 'Star'

Kurzgesagt did a great video on these things a few years back. It's cool that we've actually found one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Comment Re:So they are learning from the USA (Score -1) 480

by cyborg_monkey on Monday May 18, 2026 @05:33AM (#66148533) Attached to: Iran Now Threatens Fees for Subsea Internet Cables in the Strait of Hormuz

Shut up you fucking dipshit.

Comment Re:here we are (Score -1) 12

by cyborg_monkey on Sunday May 17, 2026 @05:18PM (#66147819) Attached to: Microsoft Exchange Server Vulnerability Actively Exploited, in a Bad Week for Microsoft

Are you really that stupid, you fucknose.

Comment Re:Stop purchasing Bambu products (Score -1) 107

by cyborg_monkey on Monday May 11, 2026 @08:49AM (#66137994) Attached to: Open Source Project Shuts Down Over Legal Threats from 3D Printer Company Bambu Lab

Thanks for repeating what was already stated, dipshit.

Comment Re: All according to plan. (Score -1) 214

by cyborg_monkey on Monday May 11, 2026 @08:36AM (#66137964) Attached to: Ford's Electrified Vehicle Sales Dropped 31% in April From One Year Ago

Are you that stupid? STFU you stool pusher.

Comment Re:What I don't like about Dawkins (Score -1) 403

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday May 07, 2026 @12:20PM (#66132278) Attached to: Richard Dawkins 'Convinced' AI Is Conscious

Shut up you fuckwit.

Comment Re:First Post (Score -1) 45

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday May 06, 2026 @07:44AM (#66130032) Attached to: Coinbase Lays Off Nearly 700 Workers In 'AI-Native' Restructuring

Naked and afraid with hot grits would be more appropriate.

Comment Re:Cheaper options (Score -1) 55

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday May 05, 2026 @04:55PM (#66129334) Attached to: Moving To Mainframe Can Be Cheaper Than Sticking With VMware

Shut up you fucking dipstick.

Comment Could it be? (Score -1) 13

by cyborg_monkey on Monday April 06, 2026 @02:42PM (#66080028) Attached to: Germany Doxes 'UNKN,' Head of RU Ransomware Gangs REvil, GandCrab

Too bad for you luzers.

Comment Re:Get a Border Collie (Score 0, Informative) 87

by cyborg_monkey on Monday April 06, 2026 @02:40PM (#66080026) Attached to: Peter Thiel Is Betting Big On Solar-Powered Cow Collars

Because Peter Thiel is a known cow-fucker.

Comment Re:Only on Mondays and Wednesdays (Score -1, Funny) 26

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday April 02, 2026 @04:46PM (#66074602) Attached to: IBM Teams Up With Arm To Run Arm Workloads On IBM Z Mainframes

Please shut up you fucktard.

Comment Re:wHY? (Score -1) 140

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @03:06PM (#66061412) Attached to: Stephen Colbert To Write Next 'Lord of the Rings' Movie

Shut up you fucking moron.

Comment Re:Marketing Hype (Score -1) 238

by cyborg_monkey on Monday March 23, 2026 @03:18PM (#66056920) Attached to: US Car Buyers Envy What They Cannot Have: Affordable Chinese EVs

Shut up you ignorant fuckwad.