Because she was karving her initials on it. Don't do it don't get bitten, løserboi nërd.

Nani? :)

Omae wa mo shindeiru.

Typical euroshit product by effete unskilled and untalented euroboys. I bet they poured soy milk into the USB ports while jerking off to German furry scat bestiality kiddie porn instead of writing proper code. That's how effete unskilled and untalented euroboys operate and that is why we red-blooded all-American jocks beat them up and shit on their faces.

Eurokids must learn to conform, heil the sieg and obey. Right arm raised, foaming mouth, stepping in line like good schutzstaffeln. That's what being a eurokid is all about. Reich up little ones, der vaterland needs you to exterminiere the untermensch.

Do you heil the von der Leyen? Do you need fuehrer in your life?

This is interesting, more theories and more avenues of research. Cosmology is indeed fascinating and we, the jocks, revel in this. The more to learn, the more to find out! How exciting! And what marvelous instruments science puts at our disposal. Surely it will be talented, dedicated, determined people - space jocks - who will investigate this fascinating field and marvel us with new insights! Meanwhile the whining nerd will be relegated to the lowest ladder, his teeth kicked in, his head toilet-flused, his face beshitted.

They bought a length of tube, put one end up their nostrils and the other one up their asses so they could fart up their skulls. This gives them a high, you see, and they furiously masturbate in a fetid pile of their own stale feces thinking of naked children while they inhale the malodorous fruit of their rotten entrails.

Do you furiously masturbate in a foetid pile of your own stale feces to portraits of Ho Chi Minh? Because if you furiously masturbate in a foetid pile of your own stale feces to portraits of Ho Chi Minh (using tweezers because dimensions matter) you have a problem. A problem that could be solved by jumping off the top of the tallest building you can find (over 50 stories) while repeating this mantra: "I'm a loser and I should kill myself, wait, I just did that."

Marines do not play with shit.

Yeah right. Euroboys, ruskieboys, chinaboys... All loserboys. :)

And yet you still live in their basement, eating their food and being a nuisance.

Don't waste time with mullahphiles. I have long come to the conclusion that West-hating muzzie-loving hamasexuals are incel women-hating nerds who admire sharia shitholes because they can't get laid, women laugh at them (and rightly so) and they spend their lives seething with impotent rage and hatred. They want a world where males are in charge because they have a schlong (however microflaccid it might be) and impose their warped will on women who are parsecs better than them. Don't argue with them, beat them up and shit on their faces.

And that, folks, is why nerds are rightfully ignored when they talk and flattened when they walk. If you ever see one, beat him up as harshly as you can, twist his scrawny arms until they come out of their sockets, jump on his chest until his ribcage collapses, and then shit on his face.

The EU is not even that. It's mostly a condo, only blown up to continental size.