Comment Re:My grace? (Score 1) 49

by Jesus Q. Christ on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @11:43AM (#66355000) Attached to: Florida Invokes Extinction Fears In Legal Bid To Halt OpenAI Development

Did I say that? I must've been drunk at the time. I do love my wine, you know.

Comment My grace? (Score 2) 49

by Jesus Q. Christ on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @11:21AM (#66354970) Attached to: Florida Invokes Extinction Fears In Legal Bid To Halt OpenAI Development

"It is only by the grace of the Almighty that one of Defendants' AI agents hasn't compromised a water supply or shut down a power grid -- yet," the state writes in the motion.

Nah, I'm perfectly willing to see how far these idiots can take it.

Comment Re:Just one day (Score 4, Funny) 85

by Jesus Q. Christ on Saturday September 26, 2026 @01:50PM (#66351482) Attached to: AI Finds So Many Linux Bugs, Canonical Changes to a Two-Week Stable Release Update Cycle

I'd like to go one day, just one day, without seeing an AI story. Christ!

I am truly sorry my son, but I can do nothing about this. I am the ALmighty not the AImighty.

Comment Re:After Going To The Woke Galaxy (Score 1) 206

by Jesus Q. Christ on Wednesday September 09, 2026 @12:17PM (#66330784) Attached to: Star Trek Turns 60

Me fucking me. Can't anyone here talk about Star Trek without mentioning the W word?

"Humans do have an amazing capacity for believing what they choose and excluding that which is painful." -- Spock

Comment Re:Side effects (Score 1) 209

by Jesus Q. Christ on Thursday August 06, 2026 @11:38AM (#66275588) Attached to: FDA Approves First mRNA Flu Shot

JFK: Just Fucking Kidding.
RFK: Really Fucking Kidding.

Comment Re:Carmack makes a good point (Score 2) 56

by Jesus Q. Christ on Sunday July 12, 2026 @12:16PM (#66234542) Attached to: Id Co-founders Carmack and Romero Respond to Microsoft's Layoffs

Ghouls just want to have fun.

Comment Re:Child harm? (Score 5, Informative) 106

by Jesus Q. Christ on Friday June 19, 2026 @12:03PM (#66200530) Attached to: Meta Lobbies Congress For Protection From Child-Harm Lawsuits

Muslims in the US are all Democrat.

Nope. https://www.texastribune.org/2026/06/15/texas-republican-party-convention-muslims-sharia-law/

Comment Re:Indians in charge of American Companies (Score 2) 48

by Jesus Q. Christ on Thursday June 11, 2026 @01:03PM (#66186708) Attached to: Xbox CEO Says Current Margins 'Cannot Continue'

TESTY was today's New York Times Wordle word. True story.

Comment Re:If bees can really use tools... (Score 1) 49

by Jesus Q. Christ on Friday June 05, 2026 @12:07PM (#66176848) Attached to: Bees Can Use Tools To Solve Problems, Study Finds

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. You're a self-made tool. Is that better?

Comment Re:If bees can really use tools... (Score 2, Insightful) 49

by Jesus Q. Christ on Friday June 05, 2026 @09:00AM (#66176606) Attached to: Bees Can Use Tools To Solve Problems, Study Finds

You're a tool.

Comment Re:Forget Gates (Score 2) 69

by Jesus Q. Christ on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @12:07PM (#66081512) Attached to: Stanford Daily Ponders Fate of Bill Gates Namesake Building On April Fools' Day

Yeah, Bill never threatened to murder an entire civilization. Me fucking me.

Comment Re:People are stupid and impatient (Score 1) 52

by Jesus Q. Christ on Saturday December 27, 2025 @09:37AM (#65884409) Attached to: Video Call Glitches Evoke Uncanniness, Damage Consequential Life Outcomes

Are you quite finished feeling superior, dipshit?

Comment Re:So what? (Score 1) 72

by Jesus Q. Christ on Saturday October 28, 2023 @11:05AM (#63961543) Attached to: People Are Speaking With ChatGPT For Hours, Bringing 2013's 'Her' Closer To Reality

Not dumb

Wow, I didn't expect this from you. Perhaps you're finally mellowing out!

most people are fucking dumb.

Oh. There it is.

Comment Re:Financial Frauds Need To Stick Together! (Score 1) 173

by Jesus Q. Christ on Tuesday October 03, 2023 @12:43PM (#63897049) Attached to: SBF Considered Paying Trump $5 Billion Not To Run For President

Jesus, dude, you sound like one of my flock. And those guys are an.noy.ing.

Comment Re:Seems to indicate low confidence in the future (Score 5, Funny) 38

by Jesus Q. Christ on Wednesday September 13, 2023 @03:49PM (#63845966) Attached to: Google Lays Off Hundreds on Recruiting Team

If they are laying off recruiters, they probably don't intend to hire a lot of folks anytime soon.

Thank you for your service, Captain Obvious.