Me fucking me. Can't anyone here talk about Star Trek without mentioning the W word?

"Humans do have an amazing capacity for believing what they choose and excluding that which is painful." -- Spock

JFK: Just Fucking Kidding.
RFK: Really Fucking Kidding.

Ghouls just want to have fun.

Nope. https://www.texastribune.org/2026/06/15/texas-republican-party-convention-muslims-sharia-law/

TESTY was today's New York Times Wordle word. True story.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. You're a self-made tool. Is that better?

You're a tool.

Yeah, Bill never threatened to murder an entire civilization. Me fucking me.

Are you quite finished feeling superior, dipshit?

Wow, I didn't expect this from you. Perhaps you're finally mellowing out!

Oh. There it is.

Jesus, dude, you sound like one of my flock. And those guys are an.noy.ing.

Thank you for your service, Captain Obvious.

Those always shipped without a box, which is user-supplied.

Oof. Suck my sacred heart, you heartless bastard.

Jesus, what a twat you were. I hope you've matured since then. If not, I hope you've been caught.