Jesus Q. Christ - Slashdot User

Comment Re:If bees can really use tools... (Score 3, Insightful) 27

by Jesus Q. Christ on Friday June 05, 2026 @09:00AM (#66176606) Attached to: Bees Can Use Tools To Solve Problems, Study Finds

You're a tool.

Comment Re:Forget Gates (Score 2) 69

by Jesus Q. Christ on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @12:07PM (#66081512) Attached to: Stanford Daily Ponders Fate of Bill Gates Namesake Building On April Fools' Day

Yeah, Bill never threatened to murder an entire civilization. Me fucking me.

Comment Re:People are stupid and impatient (Score 1) 52

by Jesus Q. Christ on Saturday December 27, 2025 @09:37AM (#65884409) Attached to: Video Call Glitches Evoke Uncanniness, Damage Consequential Life Outcomes

Are you quite finished feeling superior, dipshit?

Comment Re:So what? (Score 1) 72

by Jesus Q. Christ on Saturday October 28, 2023 @11:05AM (#63961543) Attached to: People Are Speaking With ChatGPT For Hours, Bringing 2013's 'Her' Closer To Reality

Not dumb

Wow, I didn't expect this from you. Perhaps you're finally mellowing out!

most people are fucking dumb.

Oh. There it is.

Comment Re:Financial Frauds Need To Stick Together! (Score 1) 173

by Jesus Q. Christ on Tuesday October 03, 2023 @12:43PM (#63897049) Attached to: SBF Considered Paying Trump $5 Billion Not To Run For President

Jesus, dude, you sound like one of my flock. And those guys are an.noy.ing.

Comment Re:Seems to indicate low confidence in the future (Score 5, Funny) 38

by Jesus Q. Christ on Wednesday September 13, 2023 @03:49PM (#63845966) Attached to: Google Lays Off Hundreds on Recruiting Team

If they are laying off recruiters, they probably don't intend to hire a lot of folks anytime soon.

Thank you for your service, Captain Obvious.

Comment Re:I can't wait to order (Score 3, Funny) 137

by Jesus Q. Christ on Friday August 11, 2023 @04:51PM (#63760342) Attached to: Amazon Wants To Deliver Your Order Without a Box

Those always shipped without a box, which is user-supplied.

Comment Re:Deglobalization (Score 1) 147

by Jesus Q. Christ on Wednesday April 19, 2023 @01:47PM (#63462138) Attached to: Global Rice Shortage is Set To Be the Biggest in 20 Years

Oof. Suck my sacred heart, you heartless bastard.

Comment Re:shareware was awesome for gaming ... (Score 1) 26

by Jesus Q. Christ on Saturday April 15, 2023 @02:55PM (#63452100) Attached to: The Rise of DOOM Chronicled on Retro Site for 'Shareware Heroes' Book

Instead, I'd use the wiring in the flats I lived in to steal other people's phone connections in a very brute force manner to hook a modem up to a computer I "appropriated" from work.

Jesus, what a twat you were. I hope you've matured since then. If not, I hope you've been caught.

Comment Re:Good! (Score 1) 143

by Jesus Q. Christ on Friday February 10, 2023 @05:40PM (#63283097) Attached to: Sen. Hawley Wants To Create Legal Age To Be Allowed on Social Media

so you completely disregard his valid and correct data because he used a word you dont like? well looks like he proved you are the snowflake libtard.

No, it's just that it's no fun to have a discussion with an asshole.

Comment Re:Cowardly reporting (Score 1) 261

by Jesus Q. Christ on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @06:46PM (#63258321) Attached to: Pakistan Degrades Wikipedia, Warns of Complete Block Over 'Sacrilegious' Content

Wiki has an entire article on Piss Christ a work of "art" that was specifically designed to be sacrilegious and/or troll Christians ....

Ask Andres Serrano how many times he has to get up at night to pee these days. I got my revenge.

Comment Re:patents (Score 5, Funny) 81

by Jesus Q. Christ on Monday October 17, 2022 @03:47PM (#62974649) Attached to: In Praise of FFmpeg

But my moral beliefs require obedience to the law when the law is not fundamentally unjust.

In this case, you have my permission, my son. I really couldn't be bothered to give a fflying ffuck about this.

Comment Re:Not surprised, but... (Score 2) 21

by Jesus Q. Christ on Sunday October 16, 2022 @11:02AM (#62971085) Attached to: Microsoft Office 365 Vulnerability Could Allow Sidestepping of Email Encryption

Just for reference, this explains why ECB is a bad idea on a level any random moron can understand: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

In other words, it's a good clear explanation. Why do you have to call people names all the time? Slashdot, please pray for this obnoxious asshole.

Comment Re:How smart are the robots? (Score 2) 85

by Jesus Q. Christ on Monday August 08, 2022 @05:17PM (#62773014) Attached to: Amazon's Roomba Deal Is Really About Mapping Your Home

it just bibles around randomly.

Sounds like one of my flock.

Comment Re:STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT (Score 2) 112

by Jesus Q. Christ on Tuesday July 19, 2022 @03:09PM (#62716616) Attached to: Microsoft is Launching a Facebook Rip-off Inside Teams

Jesus FUCK...

Anonymous FUCK!

Let's see how much YOU like that!

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